Best one liners - Season 2

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.” - Will Rogers

"You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It won't happen automatically. You will have to rise up and say, "I don't care how hard this is, I don't care how dissapointed I am, I'm not going to let this get the best of me. I'm moving on with my life." 😃

Ladkiyon ke paas scooty toh honi he chahiye...paidal toh woh dimaag se bhi hoti hain... 😁 p

@brixcel @richaaa.. @meenaku @ratnasen ... @toruk.makto @nexus.anonymous @Rajdeep_S @AshuIIMA

naam ke aage INSPECTOR lga hona chahiye...Mr. toh Bean ke aage b lga hai.. 😁

@brixcel @toruk.makto @nexus.anonymous @meenaku @richaaa.. @Rajdeep_S @AshuIIMA @ratnasen

People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with “lol” should be shot.

Do your duty without attachment to results and consider yourself to be a mere instrument of God and not the doer. This is My battle, not yours. I use you, only as an instrument. I do everything through your body. One must remember at all times that all battles are His, not ours.........

ladkiya simple honi chahiye sexy toh 1/cosc bhi hota hai ....lolzzz 😁 mgmg🍻🍻


@richaaa.. @dhanik @toruk.makto @nexus.anonymous @dsan @emily6 @explore9


@Jits24x7 @nikskrish @ @brixcel
@PhoenixScribe

A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, and a crab with a whale as his daughter. The creators of SpongeBob were obviously high. 😠😠

Zindagi ka yahi reet hai : Haar ke baad hi jeet hai! 😃

Meaning is not something that you stumble across, like the answer to a riddle or the prize in a treasure hunt. Meaning is something you build into your life. You build it out of your own past, out of your affections and loyalties, out of the experience of humankind as it is passed on to you, out of your own talent and understanding, out of the things you believe in, out of the things and people you love, out of the values for which you are willing to sacrifice something. The ingredients are all there. You are the only one who can put them together into that unique pattern that will be your life. Let it be a life that has dignity and meaning for you.

When you are down, think like a boxer: if you are knocked down, you need to get up in ten seconds or less. One extra second, and its all over.---------Prakash Iyer

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

~Christopher Columbus

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round and twice as fast😁

Following are the seven reasons why people don't set goals:


1. We don't know what we want

2. We don't believe goals will work

3. We confuse activity with accomplishment

4. We confuse wishes and wants with goals

5. We are afraid that we'll fail

6. We do the urgent and not the important

7. We don't understand the true function of goals



Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, “Where the heck is the ceiling...?!”
-@A

I'm shy at first but... I do the stupidest random shit when I get comfortable with someone👏


Jane Duniya Me Aisa Kyu Hota Hai, Jo Sab Ko Khusi De Wahi Rota Hai, Umar Bhar Jo Sath Na De Sake Wahi, Zindagi Ka Pehla Pyar Kyu Hota Hai............!!!!!!!!


It takes courage to do a few things in life, and it takes a little bit of foolishness to do a few other things.

It takes BOTH to fall in love again, WITH THE SAME GIRL 😞

If you're not raising your boys to respect women they will never become men :smile:


Real Men respect Women..... :splat:


@blacksands @emily6 @explore9 @Parul-Sharma @Sidharth_150 @revn @richaaa.. @ojaswinii @AshuIIMA @madforIIM @dhanik @ankitajashan @kplight @korepankaj @biswas.maxpayne

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Vincent Van Gogh