What does 1$ buy you ?-
A MasalaDdosa and a coke.
What does 1 INR buy you ??-
A video showing how to cook the Masala Dosa.
Destiny leads the willing, drags the unwilling
Sometimes winning is everything 
the only person to whom a girl listen carefully is a photographer
People hate the truth,Luckily, the truth doesn't care!!
Many people die at twenty five and aren't buried until they are seventy five.
Every day above ground is a good day.- Movie "Scarface"
Not everyone in this world has the Fate to cherished the Fullest form of Love
Some are born,just to experience the abbreviation of it...!!
Some are born,just to experience the abbreviation of it...!!
A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her newboyfriend in bed together. Solution?? I sent them to her dad
- Christopher Case
“Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.” --Edgar Allan Poe
A policeman's whatsapp would be "लाश seen at".
A Jealous woman does better research than the F.B.I. _/\_👼
Never get discouraged in the first few attempts. It is often the last key in a bunch that opens the lock.
"she was playing "itch" with a silent B😠😠 😟"
The best motivational sentence I have ever heard - "Dude, you can't".
over thinking does kill your happiness.. 😲
Fix your eyes on perfection and you make almost everything speed towards it
1$ = 60.62 Rs & 1 euro = 78.97 Rs
Looks like the Dollar and Euro are taking revenge from India for naming underwear brands on their names :P
If yesterday's jeans still has the belt on it , it instantly becomes today's jeans !!
I don't need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection...!
-@A