Best one liners - Season 2

चीन की दीवार को दुनिया के सात अजूबों में क्यों शामिल किया गया है ?..क्योंकि …...


यह एकमात्र चाइनीज प्रोडक्ट है जो इतने साल बीतने के बाद भी कायम है ....

Those were the days when sunday used to scare the hell out of us because of haircut !!

My greatest achievements include when the websites tell me that my password is "very strong."

Expectations weaken, indifference to expectations strengthens...

"Yes we can , Yes we'll do" p

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.

Be the change that you wish to see in the world- Mahatma Gandhi


If you hear a voice within you say “you cannot paint,” then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. –Vincent Van Gogh

What comes easy, won't last. What lasts, won't come easy.

Probable News For Tomorrow: South Africa has started rejecting VISA of Indians with Mustaches.

Everybody says, "Follow your heart". I did, it got broken p Since then Only brain 😉splat

Until you are happy with who you are, you will never be happy with what you have.

A jealous woman does better research than FBI pp

Never Say I Failed 99 Times.

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Say I Discovered 99 Ways Which Causes Failure. - Thomas Edison.

If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of me

Dear God!


If you can't make me thin, then please make others fat !!!😁👏👏

A girl's natural beauty looks 100 times better than one with a makeup....... 😃

Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows it.
-@A

One liner of my Basketball team:

We may win or We may lose, but we are always Team Dodgers...