Best one liners - Season 2

to lov n win is the best thing

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to lov n lose is next best

"if you look from another perspective, even your life will not look as bad as you make it ..everything looks different from a distance ..but maintaining that distance from where everything will look good is what life is all about " Anonymous

"When people laugh at you; make sure you are the last one to laugh." πŸ˜ƒ

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? :splat:

Don't grow up, it's a Trap 😠😠

The biggest advantage of being down to earth is that, everyone who comes closer to you, will fall for you.

If you are searching for that one person who will change your life,

take a look in the mirror. Good Morning..... πŸ˜ƒ

A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking. πŸ˜ƒ :cheers: :splat:

The total mass of all the ants on earth is equal to the total mass of all the people on earth.

Recession is when a neighbour loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. :splat:

"Taking a 60 minute nap will give you about 10 hours of alertness."

Fact -> 94% of the world's population recognizes Coca-Cola and it's the 2nd most understood term in the world. The first is "OK."

BJP.. " Modi lao, DESH bachao! "

AAP.. " Kejriwal lao, DESH bachao! "
Congress.. " Rahul lao, DESH bachao! "
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DESH.. " Saalo! chutiyapa choro... sab apna apna kam karo aur khud ko bachao! " mg mg

The gal whom i luved got married😟

If she doesn't text you when she's drunk, you ain't the one.

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Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, I'm possible!!

A home cooked family dinner is the ultimate food for soul . 🍻

A dream is your creative vision for your life in the future. You must break out of your current comfort zone and become comfortable with the unfamiliar and the unknown.

"She mistook her needs as Love and I mistook Love as my desires."😟embarrased

Insult: Out of one million sperms, you were the fastest?