Aaj jaane ki jid na karo -IRCTC
Tera rasta mai chhodun na... -Bhains(Buffalo) 😠😠😁😁
#KillMeNow
Do You Ppl know Rahul Gandhi's favorite song??
Purani Genes 
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Sabse bada kamina to ye DIL hai
Hamesha saala love ke
out of syllabus question hi
solve krna hota h isse!
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The most wasted day in life, is the day, in which, we have not laughed..😁
Five Symptoms of laziness...😴
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Not taking any Decision is Decision itself.
You really never realize..what you have till it's gone.. . . . . . . . . . . . .
toilet paper is a good example
if you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
TRUECaller must have resulted in some awkward moments, where caller is identified as PAPA, Mummy, Beta, Kalia, Motu, Sukhi or Muttu sometimes..!!
Some people are so poor,that all they have is 'money'
Without Geometry life is pointless !!
obstacles are those frightening things you see when you take your eyes of the goal.
"All that glitters is not gold "... wow genius !! how did u find out !! 👏👏
Nobody ask you to be awake everynight but if you sleep really well every night, there is something wrong.
u miss school wen u go to clg and then miss clg wen u work and then miss work wen u retire...weird life cycle...
"Itna padhta hun,kahan jaata hai sab"don't know It's a Brain or Bermuda triangle 
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"Elections should be fair n lovely" - 👼yami gautam👼
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Kisi bhi cheez ka 🍻 tyaag karne ki mat socho....
usay itna zada use karo ki andar se awaaz aye - Bas kar bhai..."
why fart and waste when you can burp and taste ~ one liner from Kangana ranaut's movie