Best one liners - Season 2

संता :- परसों मेरी बीवी कुँए में गिर गई ,बहुत चोट लगी ,बहुत चिल्ला रही थी । बंता :- अब कैसी है ? संता :- अब ठीक है ,कल से कुँए से आवाज नही आई ।

LIFE is not about finding yourself , its about creating yourself !!!

If nobody hates you, you are doing something wrong

#gregoryhouse

You want to loose small, I want to win big

Goodbye doesn't mean forever. If it did, we ought to be saying 'BadBye'. ★

lf u ask, you may look like a fool for the moment, but if u don't, you'll be a fool forever.

If you need knowledge keep adding something to your mind everyday,

But if you need wisdom keep deleting few things from your mind everyday.

That's how you devour a whale, one bite at a time

Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help and brave enough to ask for it 😃

Ego... kaam bigaade sirf 6 second me 😛

I simply refuse to answer it on the grounds that i dont want to. #harveySpector

GHANTA is that magical word that brings u back in every losing argument.

You are as useless as "ueue" in a "queue" . 😁

Source: Mintified.

Women drivers are like stars. You can see them but they can't see you.😸😸😸

If people have a problem with you, always remember, it is THEIR problem.

"people take diff. roads seeking fulfillment and happiness.just because they are not on your road, doesn't mean they are lost "

I spent half of my money on women and other half......i just wasted.

Life is just a chance to grow a soul.✌✌✌

"Transit umbra, Lux permanent" (latin)

The shadow passes, Light remains..

Buying a gem, definitely worth it; being a GEM, definitely isn't!!

#CATaclysm