Best one liners - Season 2

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.

Don't try to understand everything. Sometimes it is not meant to be understood, just accepted.

When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, "A very good doctor".

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.

Countdowns are mainstream. AP with a common difference of -1 second has begun. #CAT2015

YESTERDAY is HISTORY :: TOMORROW is a MYSTERY :: TODAY is a GIFT ..that 's why WE call it PRESENT.

Sometimes I'm disappointed in myself.. because I know I'm better than the choices I make & the things I choose to deal with

The day when u seriously wana do what u like Then u feel there is no reverse gear in ur car "As formula 1 cars hv only one direction to achieve:)

Fod dena CAT!

Learning to pick yourself up after going through shit is such an important thing no one ever teaches you.

Maa nai meri zindagi hai mjh saa taang !! 😃

The individual activity of one man with backbone will do more than a thousand men with a mere wish bone. -William Boetcker

Behind every untrusting woman is a man who taught her to be that way.

"Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle." - James Russell Lowell

Life is all about choices. We live what we choose. And the best thing is that we have choices. 😃

Dont watch the clock do what it does keep going!!!!

Just because you say “No offense” doesn’t make your statement any less offensive.

Not understanding is the beginning of learning. Confusion is the reflection of growth.

Yesterday is xerox paper, tomorrow is question paper, today is newspaper. So,read it carefully otherwise life becomes tissue paper.

Trust is the hardest thing to find and the easiest thing to lose.