A little creativity out of the boring wait. #JustForHumour
Called AO just now. She said "10 tareekh ke aaspaas aaega". I asked her if it can come today, to which she replied with the utmost conviction - "NO"
Will you join IIFT if you convert?
- Yes,absolutely.
- I will wait for other results as I have better calls.
- I have not decided yet.
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I think it's safe to say the the results won't be out today.
Convo with AO just now Me - Sir result aaj aa rha hai ? Sir - Nai . Ab seedha 10 ko ayega Me - seedha 10 ko ? :( Sir - han wo ek saab ke sign hone the wo aye nai . Result to tayyar padaa hai apka . Monday ko ayenge wo saab. To keh rhe hain ki tuesday ko daal denge. Me - Sir to dekhke btado mera naam hai ki nai. Sir laughs.. on me,, my future ,, my career ,, my hopes and aspirations. i cry in a corner . PHONE CUT . so result not coming today qki SAAB nai aye.
My web monitors are silent. ☹️ Aaaj nahi aane wala
Bored as hell.
बिन मौसम बारिश भी आ गई अब तो जाने ये Result कब आएगा !
Called AO, Me- Sir, result kab ayega? He- 10 ko Me-Sir aj aneka koi chance hai? He- No chance, 10th ko hi ayega. Me-Sir sure 10th ko hi? He- Han bhai 10th ko hi pakka. *then he cuts the call*
Anyone still has hopes for today?
6pm hast cometh and gone, wh're is the result?
Called iift. Said ki 10 ko aayega kyuki sign karne baaki hai kisi sir ke. Also said 8 din see result tayaar hai but sir Monday ko aayenge
Punctuality is one of the qualities taught in the MBA programme. Just saying.. 😑
Kal to nahi a jaega Na?😂
Degree to time pe mil jata hoga na?
Ab to bhai ka bhi decision a gya but result nhi aya
Whom are you supporting ?
- CSK
- MI
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Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"
"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts,
"Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"
Although impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.
"President Obama," his boss quickly retorts.
"Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go.
At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a beer first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.
"Pope Francis," his boss replies.
"Sure!" says Dave. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome.
Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican.
Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?"
His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the f*ck is that on the balcony with Dave?'
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IIFT result nahi aaya toh jokes post karo sab
''Na jaane kyu, ek ajeeb si gabrahat ho rhi hai"
Next Friday, I suppose now..