Ek toh saala ye smjh nhi aata ki ye AO vale hmara kaat rhe hai ya hum khud hi ek duusre ka kaatne me lage hai. P.S.: To the people who don't understand Hindi, sorry.
Just called .. they said tommorow after lunch
AO 3-0 PG (Friday, Monday, Today)
Any idea when these IIFT babus might have lunch tomorrow?
Are anyone having anxiety attacks?
Will we ever get our Result?
- No
- Definitely No
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Biggest Troll?
- Chup Kar! Dimaag wese hi kharab hai!
- Kim Jong Un
- Donald Trump
- IIFT AO
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Someone please call the AO and enquire about when Avengers Infinity War would release. The answer will be the same 'by tomorrow lunch'.
I didn't know there coud be anyone worse at keeping promises and delivering Jumlas than Modi but IIFT AO has come very close to beating Modi at his own game.
To be honest,I guess they're waiting for XAT results so that withdrawal process takes even lesser time. Maybe it was a nightmare for them last year 😛
Relax aspirants! You need to get used to this tardiness. I know it’s frustrating and is probably driving everyone crazy. Brace up for the results (it will come). Maybe savour your time at home before you embark on your MBA journey?
I feel the later it comes the better it is for people having multiple calls and are waiting for the rest of the results as the payment deadlines would be easy to tackle..Maybe.
A parody of A Wednesday Iconic dialogue for all. Time khali hai to aur kuch samajh nai aaya.
Tum, tum ho kaun ?
Main wo hun jo aaj apne gd and pi experience batane se darta hai. Main wo jo aaj jab iift site update krne baithta hai to uski gf ko lgta hai k jung pr ja raha hai. Pata nahi Lautega bhi ya nahi, har 5 min me phone krti hai site thik se chal rahi hai ya nai, AO ko call kiya ya nahi, par darasal wo ye janna chahti hai k convert hua ya nahi? Main wo hun jo kabbi saahab k sign me fasta hai, kabhi site traffic pe Main wo hun jo kisi ki AO k sath conversation padke shak krta hai aur main wo bhi hun jo aaj apne percentile batane se darta hai. Tell me about yourself k liye answer Likhta hun to sochta hun work ex kab bolun, kahin pi k samay fresher samajh k mera pehle hi na kaat de. Result kisi ka bhi aaye, bewajah g***d meri hi fat ti hai.
IIFT Aspirants to dekhe honge na aapne, usme se hi koi ek shakal chun lijiye, main wo hun. I'm just A Stupid Common IIFT Aspirant.
"Aaj achanak se ye IIFT aspirant kaise jaag gya? Wo bhi 25 missed calls k sath"
Kyun jaag gya to takleef ho rahi hai ? Zindagi bhar sahab k sign ka wait krte rehne chaiye tha Mujhe ? Aur ye achanak nai hua, yun samajhiye k time nahi milà. Bakchodiyon k chakkar me ye kaam zara neglect ho gya. Par der aaye durust aaye. Wo result aaj hi aaega.
"IIFT hi kyun?"
Maine lottery nikaali IIFT KA naam aaya
"Tum ye keh rahe ho k agar maine aaj iift ka result nai nikaala to tum baki b schools me sabka katwa doge ? "
Are wo to waise bhi humara kaatenge AO sahab. Aaj nahi to kal. Aur C jaise hi kaatenge unka. Pichli bar work ex k naam pe kaata tha is baar kahin aur kaatenge aur tab tak krte rahenge jab tak hum inko jawab dena nahi seekhenge
"Tum ho kya?"
Matlb ?
"Matlb gem ho, commerce se ho, arts se ho ? "
Mere academic background se iska kuch lena dena nahi hai
"To fir yad rakhna ye jo stupid common iift aspirant ka jhanda leke jake saabit kr rahe ho ye kuch kaam nahi aaega tumhare. Tumhara conversion rukwane me main ek bar bhi nai sochunga"
Main saabit kuch nai krna chhata AO sahab main bas batana chahta hun k aspirants me gussa bahut ho unko aajmaana band kr dijiye
We are here by force not by choice
Aapko bebas krne me mjhe bas 25 missed call lgte hain. aapko kya lagta hai jo humara result delay kr rahe hain wo humse jada intelligent hain ?
are internet pe search kijiye iift me jane ki 400 sites mil jaengi. course, curriculum sbke mare me jankari wo bhi mufat me. aap jante hain 10 me se 2 iift aspirant ye sochta hai k result friday ko hi aaega
Galti humari hai, ek bar pata chala result delay ho gya, to bar bar site refresh krke dekh liye, phone kiya , pg pe post kiya, katwa liya, uske baad us situation se ladne k bajae hum adjust krna shuru kr dete hain
Par humari bhi majburiyan hain sahab. Hume pg pe bakc***i krna hota hai islie hum AO chunte hain k wo result bataen. Aaap log AO, sahab, saksham haii result dene me par aap de nahi rahe hain bas kal kal kare ja rahe hain.
AO sahab mjhe yakeen hai jo november me exam delay hua wo sirf ek clash nai tha balki ek sawal tha k hum to aise hi cheezen delay karenge tum kya kar loge
Yes. They asked this question on a Sunday. Repeated it on a Friday. I am just replying it on a Tuesday
"Main aapko uska background nai bataunaga kyunki background me aksar log academic diversity dhund lete hain. He was just a stupid common IIFT aspirant. "
Wtf is going on?
Which will occur first ?
- Thanos collecting infinity stones
- IIFT declaring results
- RCB winning IPL
- Setting up of Cauvery Management Board
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Mitron! What will come first?
- IIFT’s result
- ACCHE DIN!
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What came first?
- Egg
- IIFT Result
- Chicken
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Mitron kahan h 'just called AO' posts. Khudkao phone ko jab tk result na aaye.
What will happen first?
- IIFT declares it results
- Salman Khan’s Wedding
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Tomorrow then?