[OFFICIAL] SPJIMR 2-Year PGDM Admission 2022-24 | PaGaLGuY

Every SPJIMR aspirant right now

On a lighter note!! 😋

March ka mahina, pawan Kare sssssor (If you sung this in your head, welcome)

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The best among CAT and XAT score is considered for shortlisting right?

Poll Time : Which is the most unxplained phenomenon on Earth?

  • How did SPJain declare results on 1st March last year
  • Bermuda Triangle Mystery
  • MH370 Flight Disappearance

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Called the Admission Office : 

AO : Namaskar, SPJIMR me aapka abhinandan hai.

Me : Is this the admission office for PGDM?

AO : Yes

Me : Can you tell me the date of result declaration?

AO : I am sorry sir, I am not supossed to tell you that.

Me : Will it be declared in March?

AO : Yes

Me : Can you tell me the exact date?

AO : I am not supossed to tell you that.

Me : Bharatiya Vidya Bhavan ki Jai

Someone please provide contact number where I can ask about result date ?

A short story to bore you. In a village, a boy was hired to look after the cattle and warn the villagers if the tiger attacks in the night. As the boy sat around bored, he thought of creating fake alarm by shouting loud that the tiger has come. All villagers came running with sticks in hand, only to find the boy sitting around with a mischievous smile. They went back dismayed. After a few days, the boy repeated the act thrice and enraged the villagers. One day, however, the tiger actually came to attack and was ready to pounce on the boy. All his shrill calls for help fell on deaf ears. Moral of the story: when you repeatedly hear fake alarm that the tiger (results) has come, you no longer feel the same for its actual arrival.

Poll Time : What would you do if you were the receptionist attending calls at Admission Office of SPJIMR?

  • I don’t know who you are but I will find you and tell you the exact date
  • I will ask for a salary hike
  • I will inform different dates to different people because I am an agent of chaos
  • I will do nothing because I just want to watch the world burn

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Anyone here shortlisted with above 3 years work experience ?

  • Me
  • Not me

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can anyone tell how many candidates have appeared for GI2?

Can results be expected tomorrow since somewhere here said by this week and tomorrow is the last working day of this week ? 

*This is NOT a meme.* A question for those who have other options apart from SPJ, why would you consider accepting SPJ over all your options?

Poll Time..For those who applied for IM and reached GI2..what was your experience till december 2018?

  • 24+
  • 18 months
  • <18 months
  • 19-24 months

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What's the average percentile of last year's marketing batch?

  • 93-95
  • 90-93
  • 85-90
  • 99+
  • 97-99
  • 95-97

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Will the results be declared by end of day today?

  • I don’t even want to venture a guess
  • No
  • Yes

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Adcom just commented on a Facebook post to expect the result in a week's time. So guys chill for now

I am pretty sure AO would say "anytime in march" even a day before the results. 

#PLAYAA

No matter how many times you open PagalGuy, the results will be declared only when they ought to be😪