#RC:
Arthur Schopenhauer - the 19th century German philosopher for whom human existence was a perpetually swinging 'pendulum between
suffering and boredom', and the world itself a hell in which 'human beings are the tortured souls on the one hand, and the devils on the
other' - comes off as a fairly depressing guy. But the author of such elegantly corrosive essays as 'On the Vanity and Suffering of Life'
and 'The Fullness of Nothingness' is also apparently responsible for the quote that probably appeared on the inside of the card you gave
your dad on his 50thbirthday: 'Just remember: once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.'
I discovered this not in the old-fashioned way of reading Schopenhauer's actual writing - which, as I say, tends to be filled with stuff about
how life is a meaningless ordeal of suffering alleviated only by a meaningless death - but by the more modern means of happening across
it on the website brainyquote.com. I'd been tracking down the source of a different Schopenhauer quotation, but these days if you're
looking for anything remotely pithy online, you'll inevitably wind up being pointed in the direction of BrainyQuote, or one of a whole black
economy of similar quote stockists. These sites are an inevitable outcome of the process by which we've outsourced knowledge to the
third party of technology. This superficial democratization of erudition is not necessarily a bad thing, but it does mean you don't have to
have read Schopenhauer, or really anything much at all, to have access to just the right Schopenhauer quotation for your particular needs
- and no grounds to suspect when the quotation you select has nothing to do with its ostensible source.
As I've modestly intimated above, I've read a bit of Schopenhauer. And so I suspected straight away that these suspiciously Hallmarkian
words were unlikely to have flowed from his poison-tipped quill. Leaving aside the sentiment itself, the phrase just conspicuously lacks the
black gleam of his prose. So I did some more Googling, and found that, although it is the most prominent, BrainyQuote is not the only
place to have attributed the 'over the hill' line to Schopenhauer. There it is on quote-wise.com, searchquotes.com,
excellentquotations.com - to name just a handful of the bigger hitters in the online quotes racket. And through this wilderness of mirrored
sources, a wonderfully weird misattribution has made its way outward into the world.
I have come up with an explanation for this misattribution that, while admittedly not airtight, is at least credible. The 'over the hill' line is
commonly attributed to Charles M. Schulz, creator of the comic strip Peanuts - he is not its original author, but it's used in one of his
strips. The root of the confusion here is, I think, the alphabetical proximity of Schopenhauer to Schulz. If you're listing quotations
alphabetically, Schopenhauer is going to appear very close to - in fact likely just right above - Schulz.
Because of the speed and abandon with which the Internet disseminates error, tracking the source of an online misattribution is usually a
difficult business. It's often the case in these situations that the true source of the quotation is unknown, and so it randomly attaches itself
to some name-brand figure whose saying or writing such a thing seems vaguely plausible. This is how, for example, Edmund Burke winds
up getting credited with the very nifty - though only superficially Burkean - 'All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do
nothing.'
But the real villain here, as far as I'm concerned, is this vast quote-aggregation industrial complex that doth bestride the narrow online
world like a colossus, to paraphrase ... I don't know, but let's go with Shia Labeouf. These sites cater to a growing appetite for filleted
wisdom, for deboned wit, for the mechanically separated meat of literature. They exemplify the way in which the Internet has disrupted the
erudition vertical, from Wikipedia to the ascent of explainer-based journalism. But that, as Schopenhauer himself famously put it, is just the
way the cookie crumbles.
What is this passage about?
1) How quotation websites misattribute quotations
2) How quotations get misused or misunderstood on the Internet
3) How Arthur Schopenhauer's quotations are misattributed on the Internet
4) How Arthur Schopenhauer quotations are misunderstood on quotation websites
The author's attitude towards quotation websites like Brainy Quote is:
1) execrable.2) excoriating.
3) excruciating.4) exculpatory.
If you had an opportunity to interview the author, what would it make most sense to ask him?
1) Do quotation websites serve any useful purpose?
2) Who is the original author of the 'over the hill' quotation?
3) What are some actual quotations by Arthur Schopenhauer?
4) How did the 'triumph of evil' quotation get attributed to Edmund Burke?
The last sentence of the passage is meant to be:
1) a quotation sarcastically misattributed to Schopenhauer.
2) a deliberate misquotation of a famous saying by Schopenhauer.
3) a tongue-in-cheek reinterpretation of a quotation that is not by Schopenhauer.
4) a resigned acceptance of how the internet works.
Based on the information given in this passage, which of the following quotations is most likely to be a genuine one by Schopenhauer?
1) Talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits a target no one else can see.
2) Fame is something which must be won; honour, only something which must not be lost.
3) There is no doubt that life is given us, not to be enjoyed, but to be overcome - to be got over.
4)
The effect of music is so very much more powerful and penetrating than is that of the other arts, for these others speak only
of the shadow, but music of the essence.
-IMS