Have you guys ever cleaned a toilet ?
What is the difference between Prison and Jail ?
f9ly reports are comes n now dctrs sugest operation so hope all going gud god be with me
f9ly reports are comes n now dctrs sugest operation so hope all going gud god be with me
plz don;t google,
just to check your mental abilities........
What is the difference between management and administration ?
Most Inspirational Quote I've ever read.
"If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out." 
 
Ok, guys going outside to see Ahmedabad, and Modi's development projects.....
(jab main ahmedabad railway station utara, muje lga CAG wale muje lene koi IAS ko zarur bhejenge  )
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Fact you should know:- History of Tshirts
In 1904, Cooper Underwear Company in USA introduced t-shirts for the first time, by running an advertisement: 'No safety pins β no buttons β no needle β no thread,' and targeted "men with no wives and no sewing skills". 
In short, t-shirts were introduced as a replacement for wives! World has changed to much, since that day...Cooper Underwear Company is now known as Jockey.
WHO IS MAJOR DHYAANCHAND???
1) Before Independence when INDIA went on an Olympic tour, INDIA won 3 Olympic Gold medals in Hockey. ... In Olympic games we played 48 games and won all of them....
2) INDIA was unbeatable in Hockey for 20 years..... We defeated America in all the matches and since then America banned Hockey for the next few years.... .
3) Shree Dhyaanchand was among those who made Hitler his fan and he requested to accept Germany citizenship and play for Germany... In return he will get as much money as he desired and a he will also be head of his Army..But he refused saying he does not play for money, but for the country.....
4) How he made Hitler his fan....when he went to Germany for Hockey world cup he was injured by Germany goalkeeper... In return he ordered his teammates to take revenge... Can you imagine someone challenging German citizen in front of Hitler....He bypassed the ball from Goal keeper but didn't make a goal.... This was the biggest shame for Germany and Hitler was impressed by his answer..
5) There was a match when he didn't score a single goal..On this he argued with match referee that the goal post length is short because I can't do a goal....this was found correct and goal post length was increased..latter he scored 8 goals...What does it mean... It means he was so sure that if he can't score a single goal in a match then there must be something wrong...
6) HE WAS THE ONLY INDIAN WHO HOISTED INDIAN FLAG BEFORE INDEPENDENCE, THAT TOO NOT IN INDIA BUT IN GERMANY ....WE WERE RULED BY BRITISHERS AND NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE OUT FLAG....HE HIDE THAT IN HIS NIGHT DRESS AND TOOK IT TO GERNANY...IT REQUIRES A LOT OF GUTS.....ON THIS BRITISHERS ANNOUNCED IMPRIOSENMENT, BUT HITLER DIDN'T LET THIS HAPPEN...
HE IS NOT AWARDED BHARAT RATNA BY OUR GOVT. BUT MORE THAN 50 COUNTRIES HAVE AWARDED HIM WITH MORE THAN 400 AWARDS....ππππ
PA to Rahul Gandhi: Sir aaj bikaner chalna hai rally hai.
Rahul Gandhi: Oh par mujhe toh haldiram pasand hai.
PA: Sir main bikaner district ki baat kar rha hu jo raj main hai.
Rahul Gandhi: oh aacha koi baat nhi to usse haldiram district main rakhwa do.
PA fainted
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Thanks  to Alok Nath, NATHISM has become the fastest growing religion these days... π  
 
Arvind Kejriwal :
IIT in first attempt,
IRS in first attempt,
CM in first attempt.
Apni to Bike bhi nahi start hoti pehli baar me ! 

DHOOOOOM 3 Meme version !


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Finally a book has made for all mens out there to understand womens π This book is just the volume 1 out of 100. Now we'll know what women want 
Duron Aaiye Haunsle..

Aaiye Duron Haunsle..

Duron Aaiye Haunsle Buland Karke..

Ni Kolo Lang Jaiye Nazraan Chura Ke...
 
 
Teri Meri Meri Teri Gal Na Bane..

Loki Firde Ne Jodiyan Bana ke..

Teri Meri Meri Teri Gal Na Bane..

Loki Firde Ne Jodiyan Bana ke..

Only two persons in the world who believes in this thought- "Teri Keh ke Lunga" 

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Somebody will tell me what happened today(about ban), I just logged in after 2 months.
Hello yaaro, π
Need your help... pls tell me all good n new topics  for essay on social, economic, environmental issues which central to the welfare and livelihoods of the people. 
Pls note that Topics should be new, not that traditional ones. I have all essay topic from civil services. π