can somebody share his/her IRCTC account? mera wala bhool gaya.
Gammon ke Ooopar toh humnei kabkaa Kaaboo paaa Liaa thaa......
AAMIR KHAN TROLLED   
  
  
 
Before and After Bath 
a Good read!!!!
Breaking News of the World
A terrified pilot of a passenger jet has reported a near miss in which a rugby ball-shaped UFO passed within a few feet of his aircraft while flying near Heathrow Airport, baffling aviation authorities London.
 
            दो महिलाओं को एक मामले में 20 साल जेल में रहने की सजा सुनाई गई. 
20 साल एक साथ जेल में गुज़ारने के बाद जब वे दोनों जेल से रिहा हुईं तो एक ने दूसरी से मुस्कुरा कर कहा 
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“चल अब बाकी बातें घर पहुँच कर करेंगे" … !!!😲
one man has derived inspiration through "Sea Waves"
Not b'coz that the waves Rise & Fall, But whenever it falls, it rises again & again.👍
TRUE..   
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There is nothing as unachieveable...........Its your mind.........
When You are dead, you don't
know that you are dead
It is only difficult for others.
It is the same when you are Stupid.
"Kaun kehta hai thandi ki subah utha nahi jata...., 
Zara ek alarm to tabiyat se bajne do yaaro...!!!" 


(Not by Dushyant Kumar)
-@A
Best ever creative video you've ever seen !!
I can't stop laughing man !!!!!!!! (It's Contra vs Tetris) 



Doctor: "Ok, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?"
Me: "Looks at mom waiting for her to explain"  
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#Aloknath special:
bahu: babuji i m going to supermarket.
aloknath: take my sanskaar.
bahu: ab bas bhi karo.
aloknath: arre, i mean take my son's car.😃
Pistol ki goli or ladki ki boli, jab chalti hai to JAAN ka khatra dono me hota hai. 



anyone from bangalore here? need some help.
अध्यापक ने सभी बच्चों से क्रिकेट मैच पर निबंध लिखन को कहा। 
सभी छात्र अपनी-अपनी कापी लेकर निबंध लिखने में जुट गए। 
मगर ?? ठलुआ चुपचाप बैठा था। 
अध्यापक ने उसकी कापी देखी तो उस पर सिर्फ एक लाइन लिखी थी- 
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 'कोहरे की वजह से मैच स्थगित कर दिया गया है।' 🍻🍻
1st ladki -Aaj ke ladko ka kio eithbar nhi... 
mai to ab uska muh bhi nhi dehkugi.... 
2nd girl - kyu kya hua tumne. use kisi or ladki ke sath dekhlia..? 
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1st girl -nahi usne mujhe kisi or ladke ke sath dekhlia jabki wo kal khe rha tha ke
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woh out of city jaa rha hai jhutha , dhokebaaz , farebi......
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