Pistol ki goli or ladki ki boli, jab chalti hai to JAAN ka khatra dono me hota hai. 
anyone from bangalore here? need some help.
अध्यापक ने सभी बच्चों से क्रिकेट मैच पर निबंध लिखन को कहा।
सभी छात्र अपनी-अपनी कापी लेकर निबंध लिखने में जुट गए।
मगर ?? ठलुआ चुपचाप बैठा था।
अध्यापक ने उसकी कापी देखी तो उस पर सिर्फ एक लाइन लिखी थी-
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'कोहरे की वजह से मैच स्थगित कर दिया गया है।' 🍻🍻
1st ladki -Aaj ke ladko ka kio eithbar nhi...
mai to ab uska muh bhi nhi dehkugi....
2nd girl - kyu kya hua tumne. use kisi or ladki ke sath dekhlia..?
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1st girl -nahi usne mujhe kisi or ladke ke sath dekhlia jabki wo kal khe rha tha ke
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woh out of city jaa rha hai jhutha , dhokebaaz , farebi......
😲😲😲
😐😐😐hmmmmmmm
👼😐😉
👍😍🍻
😲
😟😉😴😃🎂
My one of fav song....
lyrics from the movie : Hum Hai Rahi Pyar Ke
Mujh se mohabbat ka izhaar karta
Kaash koi ladka mujhe pyar karta
Mujhse mohabbat ka izhaar karti
Kaash koi ladki mujhe pyar karti
[Meri maang mein chaand taare sajaata
Jo main rooth jaati mujhe wo manaata]
Haalat meri wo jaanta, dhadkan meri pehchaanta
Apni bhi chaahat ka ikraar karta
Kaash koi ladka mujhe pyar karta
Mujhse mohabbat ka izhaar karti
Kaash koi ladki mujhe pyar karti
[Wo bechain hoti main betaab hota
Nigaaho mein uski mera khwab hota]
Sharmaake wo lagti gale, rakhta use palko tale
Chori chori wo mera didaar karti
Kaash koi ladki mujhe pyar karti
Mujhse mohabbat ka izhaar karta
Kaash koi ladka mujhe pyar karta
😉 😠 😠 
😟 😟 😟
😴😴
😟 😟 😟
😴😴
Geography test- India me saal bhar sabse jyada barf khaa girti hai??
Celebs also started praising our Sanskari babuji !! Shri shri-million Alok NATHsss😍😍😍😍😍
True story
Hindi: Main kho gaya hun tere pyaar mein, ab tum bhi kho jao
English: I'm lost in your love, Now you can get lost. 
Aaj 2 legends ka birthday hai ..Happy bday wish karo chalo 🎂🎂🎂🎂
Sexual crimes committed by men tend to be explained away as mistakes in India. This defence infantilises the actions of an adult perpetrator after a very adult crime has been committed. By doing so, the perpetrator is able to claim innocence.
The key to happiness
1: order a pizza 😍
2: eat that pizza 🍻
3: repeat
Har Sapna Khushi Pane Se Pura Nahi Hota,
Koi Kisi K Bina Adhora Nahi Hota...
Jo Chand Roshan Karta Hai Rat Bhar SabKo,
Har Raat Woh Bhi To Poora Nahi Hota ..
devdas k dil k alfaaz :
itna toh hai ki koi kissi k pyar mai marta nai,
woh baat alag hai k koi mar - mar k jeeta hai or koi har pal jeete ji marta hai!! 👼👼
😉