Note: Entire transcript and characters are totally fictitious. Any resemblance to actual incidence is purely coincidental...
An Epic Call to CRPD inquiring about the results date: (Inspired from Akshay Kumar's superhit movie BABY)
Candidate: Hello! Is this CRPD office of SBI?
Response: Yes!
Candidate: Do minute baat karani thi Sir.
Response: Kahiye! Kyaa baat karani hai?
Candidate: Sir, SBI PO 2015 ka final result kab aaega?
Response: Muze ummid hai ki aapane SBI PO ka Tentative Schedule dekha hoga
Candidate: Dekha hai Sir! Mai janana chahata hu ki SBI PO ka final result kab aaega?
Response: Ek chhotasa sa kissa sunata hu mai. Dhyanase suniye. Pichhale saal ka PO result. Kuchh isi tarah roz phone aate the. Candidates ne phone kar kar ke hame bada pareshaan kar diya tha. Itane saare phone calls ko answer karate karate daily ka kaam bhi nahi kar pata tha mai. Supervisor bhi muzase naraaz ho gaye the. Bole ki iss baar muze promotion nahi denge. Sab colleagues bolate the ki yaar bata de candidates ko results ki date. Tera kaam nahi rukega aur supervisor se daat bhi nahi padegi. Itane saare pressure ke baawazood hamane results ki date aakhir tak kisiko nahi bataayi.
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Resume me 'Employment History' wala jo column hota hai, usame ham BOLD aur CAPITAL me: "HONEST EMPLOYEE" likhate hai
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Candidate: Ek chhotasa kissa mai bhi. Pichhale ek saal se mai alag alag bank exams ki taiyaari kar raha hun. Bahot saare forums pe alag alag candidates se juda rahata hu. Unki jaisi bane help bhi karata hu. Ek din ek forum pe aise hi bwaal hua ki ek bank ke results me kuchh gadbad hui hai. Career page pe results ki link khul nahi rahi thi. Maine turant respond kiya and bank recruitment department ko call kiya. Bank officials to maan hi rahe the. Pure 2 ghante tak mai unase ladata raha aur unhe convince karata raha ki problem aapki taraf se hai. Meri puri energy khatam ho gayi thi. Lekin mai ruka nahi. Aakhir maine sabhi forum members ke liye wo link activate karawa hi li.
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Resume me Employment History wala jo column hota hai, usame ham BOLD aur CAPITAL me: "UNRELENTING ASPIRANT" likhate hai
Francis and George started a business with investments of Rs.7000 and Rs.10000. After x months, Francis left. After two more months David joined the business with an investment of Rs.10000. If the annual profit is shared among David, Francis and George in the ratio 10:7:24, find the respective time periods of David, Francis and George for which they stayed that year.
Time to Leave this forum, as it has turned out to be Reservation wars.
Guys we are here to discuss about SBI Process/preparation and help each other, not discussing about reservation, if you have a problem with reservation this is not the proper channel to do so.
Lets have a change... What do all of you think about upcoming bi-monthly review..Rajan sir will decrease the Repo rate or left it unchanged as earlier.. Please present your views.
Congrats...to all who cleared IDBI executive.or manipal or both..I don't mind whether you are from reserved or general. it still takes pain and efforts for any class...No offence !
I heard, lot of negative comments about SBI PO job, about their hectic working schedule, often transfers and remote postings. Lots of it already circulating around on net.
I agree that negative picture hold dominance but i still feel that it have some good things too, to offer, to prospective probationary officers.
Lets share and discuss those things.
P.S.I request to those guys who like to quote negative things. Please spare them for a while. I think we all already had enough of it.
All PSBs offer 2 benefits towards post retirement benefits ie 1. NPS which is 10% of your gross pay 2 Gratuity. (For staff joining after 01.04.2010 as part of 9th Bipartite settlement).
In todays terms say u retire after 35 years of service in other banks vs SBI u may get (strictly on an average assuming u get promotions, complete JAIIB CAIIB etc) a difference of Rs 15 Lacs. (As NPS , Gratuity will be same). The extra 15 lacs(todays value) is because SBI contributes to both NPS n Pf whereas other banks only contribute to NPS.
Hope it helps..
PS I have assumed that u are retiring now and based on earlier payscales. In future the gap may widen but adjusted to inflation i think it will come down to this 15 lac levels only..
