Son: Dad, whats an alcoholic?
Me: Do you see those 4 trees over there? Well, an alcoholic would see 8.
Son: But Dad, I only see 2
My girlfriend accused me of being immature...
I told her to shut up and get out of my fort!
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My friend needed a bone marrow transplant
We found a match in Argentina
The operation was a success
Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor
Where is the guy who told the results would be out by 7 ??? DEactivate kar diya 😂😂
Abe ye kya ho rha hai idhar! Itna tehalka?? 😂
On my gravestone I want it to say
"I didn't forward the text message to 15 friends"
I've just seen an advert in my local newspaper.
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED!
£35,000 - £40,000
So I rang them and said, "The answer is -£5,000"
The police came to my house earlier and said my dog had chased someone on a bike...
I said "F off, my dog hasn't even got a bike!"
I just saw an Apple store getting robbed!
Police have detained me as an iWitness!
Guys and girls and others, those who feel the group is just a waste of time with useless and worthless people, who asked u to follow the grp? Go n prepare for UPSC or RBI or anything of ur choice. The people in this grp cracking jokes n discussing irrevalent stuff had already put in decent efforts for 3 stages of SBI selection process n thus have all right in the world to enjoy the time before result and joining. Dont spoil the fun. U have other dedicated grps for exam preparation of ur choice.
For all The LIVERPOOL fans on this thread and yes do tag them
Klopp at confession "Forgive me father for I have sinned!"
Father "Come forth my child!"
Klopp "Come 4th? We'll be lucky if we come 10th!"
Maine apne rishtedaro ko call kr diya hai , BankingPapa & family is on the way, u can now expect result anytime soon..
kisi ko don version yad h ibps vala...mst aadmi tha vo don41.5
Ek id thi aspirant.ak naam ki. lagta hai wahi wapas aaya hai maje lene phir se result ke mausam me 😂
Jaise Discovery waale bolte they...sehwaas ka mausam aa gaya hai...nar mada ko aakarshit karne ke liye paintare apna rha hai 😂 waise hi yhaan kuch launde result ke mausam mein maada ban ke naro ko rijhaane aa jaate hai 😂
What's got 8 eyes and 8 legs?
8 pirates.
I joined this group for some insight and useful information,it was good till a day back,now its worse than trumps twitter feed. More than 11k users for 6300+ people called is bad. I will get notified when results come through any other media. Leaving this group and urge others to ignore and please dont waste time here like I did till now.
Comments padh padh ke kahi me has has ke pagal na ho jau.... 😂😂😂😂