One man bought an underwear and asked shopkeeper about the guarantee of the product. Shopkeeper says - Underwear pehen kar 6 manjil se koodo. Sab kuch phat jayega lekin underwear nahin phatega.
Duniya usi ki g*** marti hai jo apni chaddi kholkar road ke beecho beech khada ho.... 😁
Abe ctia logo..kahe apna time barbad karte ho?.....tum logo ko sabak seekhane k liye maine kal 3.15am wala post dala tha..Lekin mene ye nahi socha tha ki sab usko ITNA BHI seriously le loge..the posting was a dud from the word go!! still it is unbelievable ki kal rath ko wakehi bahuth sare ctia log jage hue the result dekhne 😁 Aaj unme se kahi ctio ne PM karke galiya mari hai.. :P
Jab patha tha ki kisi ne abhi abhi account create karke post kiya hai..jab dikh raha tha ki 0 karma wala launda hai..toh kahe raath bhar jage rahe? aeiin?
thoda toh dimag lagaya hota..ye ssc hai bhai logo....ibps ya upsc nahi jo raath k 3.15 baje results upload kare. Itne bhi diligent log nahi hai ssc me!
Result jab ana hoga tab ayega..you can neither change it nor hasten its coming with all that worrying..sayyam rakho..learn to have some patience..life me chhoti chhoti cheezo me patience nahi rakh paoge toh badi cheezo me kaise rakh paoge?(especially to those guys who were awake till 3.15 yesterday)
Kripya apna amulya samay jaroori kamo par lagae..naki yaha aakr bakr karne aur "karma points" gain karne me...hahaha. Hope you all learnt your lessons
Ab jo gali marna hai maro..jo bolna hai bolo...i don't care! Mai toh chala padai karne 😉
#Jan Hith Me Jari
#Everyone Grow Up
Hello Friends, when everyone has been calling their concerned SSC regional headquarter, I thot of doing da same. N one of the colleagues of my father(earlier in AG) is now in SSC NER. So I made my father call him. Somehow they had a short conversation with the wife of NER Director. So by today evening she will let them know if any information on declaration of result is there. I will pass u all the info,whatevr I get to know, not like the rubbish ones with vague predictions..
Like everyone else m too waiting for the result with utter eagerness. With hope for a positive answer
ssc website is not opening since yesterday ....anys specific browser should i use...or everyone is facing the same prob....
If I had to live more lives than one, I would have sacrifice each of them for my country's sake
- Kartar Singh Sarabha
Result will be declared on 18 aug
Sorry bhaiyo and sisters for some unusual words used by me this morning @poojaohlyan and others
bhai 26/10/2015'ke pahle to result aa jaega ??
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18th august se pehle result nhi aayega.....chahe yaha abb koi ye bol de ki usko khud ssc chairman ne btaya hai to bhi uska viswaas mat karna........18th se pehle nhi aayega bhailogs....its a guarantee......4 din ke liye khud ko kisi kaam mei busy kar do....let the results come as a surprise...usme mazaa aayega.....
Went to ssc hq today, the u.s told that result wont come b4 last week of august.
Most probably result vl b uploaded in 1st week of september.
Aaj bhi nahin aaya lagta hai sara prepration independence day celebrate karne main use karna hoga
Ssc headquarters me call karke result puchne se frustate ssc wale kah rhe hai. Ssc- wo pareshan karte rahe ham kaam karte rahe
I called SSC today and they told me that 14 & 15 result will come together so that repeated candidates can be avoided.
This is regarding CGDA Auditor 2013 :-
I am alloted State as Himachal and Organisation as CDA -PD Meerut.
Iska meaning kya hai ?
I wud be posted at Meerut.
Then why is HImachal mentioned ??
friends.,have central excise inspector posts been allotted to states for 2013 cgl? many of the other posts are being allotted but no talk of excise.its is very important to know why it is so,because in 2014 we have lot of posts in excise,same difficulty may be faced by us. Any reliable info regarding this? commentz plz
Today I met a preventive officer of 2011 batch. He is posted in Chennai circle. He has come to Delhi to teach Mathematics for ssc same as I. I discussed a lot of things with him like my first preference Examiner post and my marks this time.According to him an examiner can earn Rs 1Lakh per day but this is very risky.12 of his friends are examiner-2 persons resigned after 2 years,CBI is behind another 4 persons and rest other friends life screwed in similar way. I asked him "Sir to kya aap preventive wale nhi kamate paise". He said we earn but in slow rate like we play test cricket but Examiner plays The 20.:-) Also after huge vacancies charm of Examiner is not as before.
So my advice to all of you who is thinking of earning black money-Refrain from it at least first 3-4 years of your service.
@Taloola....bhai ur cutoff prediction ???
Aaj ayega result, kal ayega result kehne walo khuda ka khauf karo, bhagwan se daro inse darr nhi lgta to kam se kam.............................................@vishal99999 se to daro
Me: sir result aaj aa jaega?? SSC: khush rehne ko ye khayal acha hai galib !!