Woman to Dentist: “Its so painful I’ll prefer to get Pregnant than getting my Cavity Filled.” Dentist: “Make a Decision, I’ll adjust the Chair Accordingly... 😝
5 years old boy :- I Love u Mom..
Mom :- Awww ! I Love u Too.��
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16 years Old Boy :- I Love u Mom.
Mom :- Sorry ! I Have No Money son...��
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25 years Old Boy :- I Love u Mom.
Mom :- who is dat girl ?
Wat is she doing ?.��
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35 year old Man : Mom I love you ..
Mom :
Beta i told u not to marry her but u didnt listend to me....��
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And the best one...
45 year old Man : Mom i love you.
Mom: i wil not sign any paper ...��
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*Moral : Mom knows everything *
Guys cag auditor chandigrh mei agar office job mei rehna chahe toh max kitne years reh skta h??
I know audit officers ko field pe jaana pdega as d name suggests..
but lyk i want office job nd i want to knw can i get it easily?? Nd woh kitne years tak reh skti?? Plz give infrmtion if any1 knows
Bhai log jinko promotion leke chinta hain ek fact share kar raha hu there is a thing called ACP in govt automatic career progression this means that after every 10 years of service you will get promoted to the next level in terms of money say net Govt CTC everything included but not in terms of designation & perks. Example : suppose a CEX Inspector may not be promoted to superintendent in 10 yrs but will automatically get the salary of a superintendent after 10 yrs and other monetary benefits though his designation would still be CEX inspector.. Similarly next 10yrs AC then next DC in terms of salary only. PS : This scenario holds true if he doesn't get promoted to the higher rank in terms of designation....
http://ssc.nic.in/SSC_WEBSITE_LATEST/results/results_pdf/CGL_withheld_22042016.pdf
ab lag rha hain jo 2 log qualify hue hain after clear case unka interview hoga phir kahi result ayega .... matlab april gya
Ab 1 banda interview list mein aaya h...aur 1 non interview list mein....interview waale ladke ke marks nhi pta....abhi uska interview and CPT agr wo CSS waala hua to hoga...phir result aaega...SSCTUBE ke hisaab se bhi result mein delay ka kaaran yhi tha Witheld cases waala....so result jald aaega no issue....30 may date di bhi isliye kynki khurana jaante hai ki kaafi issues solve krne h jaise ye kiya...37 days to go for final results...jald aa jaye to aur acha h....☺☺
Gandhiji photo on ssc website should be replaced with Lord hanumanji's photo. 'Coz ssc works either on Tuesdays or on Hanuman jayanti.
ज़रा सी आहट से.वो जग जाता है रातों में..
खुदा बेटी दे गरीब को.तो दरवाज़ा भी दे.
एक अलग सी पहचान बनाने की आदत है हमें......
जख्म हो जितना गहरा .......
उतना मुस्कुराने की आदत है हमें ॥
नींद आए या ना आए....
चिराग बुझा दिया करो यारों .....
यूँ रात भर किसी का जलना......
हमसे देखा नहीं जाता ॥॥
शुभ रात्रि मित्रों ....बस एक सोने के समय ही थोड़ा आराम सा मिलता है आजकल ॥।
सूत्रो के अनुसार अमिताभ बच्चन ने अपने घर मे सेट मेक्स चैनल इसलिए बंद करवा दिया क्योंकि आराध्या उन्हे हिरा ठाकुर का बाप कहकर बुलाने लगी थी
#copied
SSC TUBE ####As informed earlier, genuine candidates got With held going to be cleared and interviewed. But as per info, there can be 1 more list. Result will be declared after interview of these aspirants.
Condition of engineering student if he have girlfriend ..
Guys, how many people were witheld in interview and non-interview lists, for CGL 15', SSC has cleared only 2 people, can the rest take retaliatory action and go to court and further action and delay results?
37 days to go !!!
SSC result delay kiya ya aage se phir koi reservation k bareme bola to uski *aand mar lunga
37 days to go.....
jin 212-2=210 logon ko clear case me nahin shamil kiya usme kuch to zaroor hi mukadma dakhil karaenge. lagta nahi ki result 30 may tak bhi a paega..
Which one to choose
- Syndicate po
- Cgl NIP
- Esic UDC
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