संता: डाक्टर साहब मैं चश्मा लगाकर पढ़ तो सकूंगा न?
डाक्टर: हाँ हाँ बिल्कुल।
संता: थैन्क यू डाक्टर साहब आपने अनपढ़ आदमी की जिंदगी बना दी।
एक कटु सत्य
संसार में कोई भी जीतना नहीं चाहता
बल्कि वो किसी दुसरे को हराना चाहता है..
CGL 15 se kis kis ki phli job hogi???????????
- Meri
- Pvt. Me hu, sarkari phli h.
- Me to purana khiladi hu.
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*copied from fb
जब ट्रेन का टिकिट ना हो जेब में 'गालिब'
हर सफेद शर्ट और काले कोट वाला टीटी नजर आता है
What would u like to open first when result is declared!!!????
- Selection list Directly, bcoz I want to know to which post I have got selected
- Write-up , bcoz I am very eager to know the Cutoffs for the different posts
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Yr ye naveen rathee ka pta lgao yr...2201 se roll no series kha ki start hoti h??daya pta lgao daya..
thought of the day :
courtesy @luvj sir:
sala apni halat to aise hai ki hum to "sex" ka naam sunte hi 'male fill karna hai' samjh lete bas!!
aaj kuch notification aaya hain D.V ka Assam rifles walo ka. yani SSC wale kam toh kar rahe hain. bas hamare result ka wait hain.
Dosto banking exam Dene walo ka maanana hai ki CGL is far easier than PO. Aapka kya vichar hai?
# tapashdey262 Bhai yaha par daily 60% off topic posts post ki jaati hain. mainly 12 april k baad.Maine phir b aaj pahli post ki thi off topic 2. Tab kaha the aap jab reservation vala sabse bada offtopic chida hua tha? 3. Jab koi post regarding ssc aa hi ni ri to or post daalne mein kya problem h? 4. Ab ek kaam karo #brother niche scroll karo or dekho kitni off topic baatein h .unpe ye dialogue chipkana.apne aap aapko ansr mil jaayega. 5.Bhai jo man karega vo POST KARUNGA 6.You were right that this post has no significance here.So I have deleted it.
डॉक्टर: मरीज को 1 घण्टे पहले लाते तो हम इसे बचा लेते, . . . . . . . . . Pappu : साले आधे घण्टे पहले तो एक्सिडेंट हुआ, 1 घण्टे पहले क्या जबरदस्ती लाते...😡 😋😋😋😂😂😂😝😝😝😝😝
.: कामयाब' व्यक्ति की सिर्फ 'चमक' लोगों को दिखाई देती है उसने कितने 'अंधेरे' देखे हैं, यह कोई नहीं जानता.. यदि सपने सच नहीं हो तो रास्ते बदलो... """ सिद्धान्त नहीं """... क्योंकि पेड़ हमेशा पत्तियाँ बदलते हैं.... जड़ें नही
अजीब सबूत माँगा उसने मेरी मोहब्बत का,
कि मुझे भूल जाओ तो मानूँ मोहब्बत है!
Kid - what happens when you die; Dad- you go to heaven; Kid- no I mean, do I get your stuff?
Hadd ho gayi. 😁 😁
I dnt knw what happened to dis grp...itna chill tha phle n ab koi b kch b bolta h log phle help krte te suggestions dete te ab cmnt marte h mazak udate h two jobs me comparison kro bt ek bande ne dno k liye mehnat ki h uske calibre pr question mt kro...bolna bht easy h face the reality...phle bar job krne nikle ho toh goodluck tumhe bht kch dkhna n seekna h abi...
Kulluoo vai foto kaisan ba??? 😜 Aur kya chal ra hai vailog??? Ab fog chal ra hai mat bol dena...
ADMINS seriously need to intervene now!!
This group is meant for important updates related to SSC CGL 2015 and also for clearing doubts related to this exam . It has been of immense help to us aspirants, thanks to the experienced candidates.
Lately, the group has been losing its relevance because of some unwanted posts like stupid jokes, shayaris, hate messages and polls which I am sure most of us do not want to read.
So lets join hands together to make this group a credible and authentic one, meant for academic purposes only!!
puys if suppose I got accountant cag....then maximum how much time will take for joining??? I mean I m getting a chance to do mba from hpu Shimla.....which will also help me getting time passed
puys , i m currentli assistant in css..should i try for AAO or it is worthless