CBN ke inspector ki GP 4200 phir b chal jaati. SI ki kam se 2800 ki kar dete Aisa ku h bhaiyon ki SI in CBN ka GP itna kam h?
ABhi SSC ki site kholi sabse upar notice tha - Combined Graduate Level Examination 2016 - Corrigendum, Lekin Combined Graduate Level dekkhte hi laga ki result aa gaya, us 2 pal m itni khushi hui to pata nhi result aane par kitni hogi. Lekin abhi k liye philhal nil bate sannata..... 😞
विज्ञानं के टीचर ने छात्रो से पूछा...
"एलोवीरा" क्या होता है ?
छात्र:
सर पंजाब मैं जब छोटा भाई
बड़े भाई को "व्हिस्की" का पेग बना के
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तो केहता है.."ए लो वीरा"!!
बचपन में वो डॉक्टर भगवान से भी बढ़कर लगता था..
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जो तबियत ख़राब होने पर पापा से कहता.."बच्चे को सुबह शाम रोज अनार का जूस पिलाओ"
जब भी गली मैं चलो नज़रे झुका के चलो
क्यू की
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ऐसा करने से ना सिर्फ आपकी इज़्ज़त
बढेगी बल्की
गिरे हुए पैसै मिलने के chance भी
बढ़ जाएंगे
श्री हनुमान चालीसा on Repeat Mode
#ssccgl2015
Aaj Agar Result Aa Jaata hai ....
Post by Tube -- As We Had Informed You SSC Has Declared The Final Result Before 30th May Congratulations to all the successful candidates.Again Our News Proved True ...🔔🔔
Post By Cheetu Singh ----As well I had Said Result Has Been Announced Before The Due Date.We Have Created History. Inbox me your roll nos and the post which you have got...🔔🔔
In Logon Ka Atleast PG pe to sabko pata hi hai ki sirf publicity chahte hai ye log...pata thoda bahut hota hoga but news ko hype karke batana Inki aadaton mein se hai....
©\ (No Copyrights)
जय बजरंग बली
जय श्री राम
🙏🙏🙏
SsC cgle 2015 results aaj aane k kaafi chance h ....iske liye kch baate saamne rkhna chahunga ....
1. Obviously its Tuesday
2. Mjhe subh subh sapna aaya tha ( vishwajeet and Aditya Dahiya and some more frnds from group are with me ) and result aane Ki news milti h....koi bhi result download nhi kr paa rha tha ....lekin Aditya ne apni ucch stariya gyaan k jariye results download kr hi lia ...
3. Kal raat Jo 13 log present the office me ....(4 security +7 official).... Once I visited SSC HQ ....one SSC officer said that there are only 7 people here who compile result for more than 10 lakh candidates) may be ye 7 wohi h....
4.Gat kch diwaso me kewal kal hi raat ko kaam hua h SSC office me ...jiska parinaam aaj aane Ki prabal sambhavna h....
5. 17 may 2015 ko SSC cgle 14 ka mains ka result aaya tha ....so the day is special and history repeats itself sometimes ...
6. Declaring results in last week will not give waahwahi to chairman.... And not no body will say that time is further compressed ...so its high time
7. All the above mentioned points are purely fictional and any resemblance with real incident is purely a coincicoincident ..kripa apne Vivek se kaam le.....
Gud mrng ...have a nice result day
मयखाने से पूछा," आज इतना सन्नाटा क्यों है"
उसने कहा....
"साहब लहू का दौर है....
शराब भला कौन पीता है"
8 days to go........!!
Very sad, I am really in a confused state now, I have been posting my doubt in this group many times but no one cares to provide genuine information, So many serious aspirants of SSC are there in this group, I expected much better response, Can no one tell me the actual promotion scenario of ITI?? Several SSC websites are telling ITI will go on to joint commissioner, some saying Additional commissioner which means 4-5 promotions guaranteed, whereas people in SSC group on Facebook are saying ITI will retire as Asst Commissioner maximum, plz someone help me and tell the actual scenario
आज FB पर एक लड़की का Status देखा
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शादी तो मैं उसी से करुँगी , जो मुझे ज़बरदस्ती शौपिंग करवाएगा...!!!
भीड़ हमेशा उस रास्ते पर चलती है जो रास्ता आसान लगता है।
आप उस रस्ते पे चलिए..
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जो ठेके तक आपको भीड़ से पहले ले जाए।
चाणक्य ने भिंत पर लिखा था।
सब सुख लहैं तुम्हारी सरना.. तुम रक्षक काहु को डरना.. #जय बजरंगबली #मंगलवार #cgl 15 रिजल्ट
From Morgan Freeman aka kullu bhai...
A Short note on SSC , SSC tube, cheeti singh and their post..
" One beset with banality, dogged by dogma,rife with ridiculous assertions, lacking in any credible empirical support, and written in language that at best, mimics a masterful memo from one babu to another."
Don't be acrimonious , healthy discussion is welcome , but don't make it plenary..
yaar ek baat btao. Phone me chrome and mozilla browsers hain... kai baar aisa hota h ki SSC ki site par kuch new ata h to browser me jab tak show nahi hota jb tak cookies vgaira delete na krdu... koi solution hai iska?
I know its not a post related to this group but in actuality. I am the member of this because waiting for the result as eagerly as any other member here. But still I want to share this here
Moment of Happiness
I am a CHSL 2014 DEO selected candidate for AG office Srinagar
Yesterday i called the office and a good Samaritan gave me the number of concerned person for the joining's and that too his personal number i called this man name Khalid.
He asked me to call him back after 30 Min I called him at 2 O clock, so i called him back again at 2.50 pm. He again asked me to call him back in 2 Min as he was on the way to the section of joining So i thought may be I am disturbing him so i didn't call him again so around 3.15 pm I received a call from him.
Khalid-Hello Tarun
Me-yes sir yes sir
Khalid- Tarun tum aajao kal.
Me- Sir Kal but offer letter?
Khalid- woh yahi aake le lena hum post karenge isme 5 din lagenge pahuchne mein so yahi aajao medical karwake and lelo
Me-Happy beyond anything, I somehow managed to get myself together and asked him if he could email me that offer letter
Khalid- Sorry facility Not available we can do speed post only
Me-Fair enough Sir i need to show that letter to my parents Please post it as soon as possible.
Khalid- Ok
End of the call so i am going before the end of this month quite excited about it
Good morning.
Please don't mind the English errors.
abhi ssc nr me phone kia ... pucha sir cgl ka result kb tak aega ... itne mze se bola aa jaega june me.. maine kaha deadline to 30 may h.. bola haan haan dekhte rahiye site aa jaega.. bc mze lene k liye baithe h kya ye kutte.. yaha sala so so kar dimag khrab ho gya hai.. inhe bhutiapanti ki pdi h
Aaj mangal-vaar hai,Mahavir ka vaar hai,
Sacche man se jo bhi chahe,uska beda paar hai...
US primaries result ho ya SSC result ...... Tuesday ko sab excited ho jaate h ....