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- Bilkul Nahi corruption ka hisaa nahi banuga
- Dedunga yeh bhi koi poochne ki baat hain
- Sab moh maya hain
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"Hips don't lie" ..aise kehna h ek mahan philosopher Shakira madam ka...
Chalo phir hips se puchte h ...result aaj aayega kya ??....
Kyoki hips jhoot nahi bolte....
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लड़किया अपने Boyfriend का नाम
फोन मे कैसे सेव करती है...?
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1. My Luv
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2. Sweetu
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3. डार्लिंग
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4. Sweethurt
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5. हनी
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6. Jaanu
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और लड़के अपनी Girlfriend का
नाम ऐसे सेव करते है....
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1. सोनू हलवाई
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2. प्लम्बर
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3. भोला फौजी
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4. सरपंच
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5. हवलदार
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6. बिट्टू सब्जीवाला
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7. पप्पू मिस्त्री
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8. Customer Care
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9. Battery low
10. कमीना पड़ोसी
एक मासूम बच्चे से किसी ने सवाल किया-
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" बिल्ली पूंछ क्यों हिलाती है ?"
बच्चे ने बड़े ही मसूमियत से जवाब दिया-
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" क्युकी पूंछ बिल्ली की है, तेरे बाप की नही..."
चीता: यार ये साले डिस्कवरी वालों ने भी परेशान कर रखा है।
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बंदर: क्यों, क्या हुआ भाई?
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चीता: साले दिन-रात कैमरे लगा कर बैठे रहते हैं, प्राइवेसी तो देते नहीं और फिर बोलते हैं "थोड़े ही बचे हैं"।
Which comedy show you like most
- The kapil sharma show
- Comedy night live
- Comedy night bachoo
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जो भरी चिलम
बने हम हीरो
लाइफ लगे फ़िल्म..
समस्या जीरो,
दारु..
बन्दों की गन्दी हरकत..
बूटी ऊपर वाले की बरकत..
# My Fav...
Kch dino me aapko ek central government job mil jaegi .....
Aap me se kaun h jinki family me phli government job lgne wali h ....
Family from papa side ...
- apne ghar ki baate tujhe kyu btau
- mai ,khandaan ka phla launda/laundia
- humare yahan to sb paida hi sarkari k liye hue h
- humare pass paisa hi bahut tha …sarkari ki jarurat nhi
- apna business sbse bdia
- mere naam bahut jameen h
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हर हर महादेव
मित्रो जीवन में एकदम वैराग्य छा गया है
Vaibhav's father was 38 years of age when he was born while his mother was 36 years old when his sister four years younger to him was born.what is the difference between the ages of his parents ???
Sachai ...
Mujhe yaad h tier 1 ka result k liye kisi bhai ne yahan tk bata diya tha k .. result ssc hq se nic pahuh gaya h aj evening m upload ho jayega.. main aj tk unhi bhai ko dhund rahi hu na jane kaun the or ab is mushkil hhadi main gayab h..
Still waiting for status on this discussion forum to change from "mhuje xyz marks pe kiya milega" to "yesssssssssssssss mhuje XYZ post mil gyi, congrtas to all".......STILL WAITING
A tank is filled in 5 hours by three pipes A, B and C.pipe C is twice as fast as B and B is twice as fast as A.in what time, A alone can fill the tank ?? Can any try this ??
A tank is filled in 5 hours by three pipes A, B and C.pipe C is twice as fast as B and B is twice as fast as A.in what time, A alone can fill the tank ?? Can any try this ??
Do not trust atoms. They make up everything.
Sirf mein hi hu kya jo 1 ghanta offline rehne k baad pehle PG khol k dekhta hun ki result aaya k nahi aur baad mein ssc.nic.in.. ya aur koi bhi hain jo pehle PG kholta hain ssc.nic.in se
Saare Hindu devi devta to haar maan gye sayad SSC k saamne .....
Ab to yaa Allah tu hi kch madad kr .....
Nhi to ye May results Ki wait may hi kt rha h......and roj hota h aesa Ki result may come today ....
Ab to mai bhulne sa LGA hu Ki SSC cgle De bhi rkha h Maine
bhai...koi ye reasoning solve kar do.... 17, 11,......? MTS result 17 din pahle, JE result 11 din pahle, cgl kitne din pahle??