Bhaiyo aaj ki raat achi tarah sona... kal toh subah se excitement level bahut bad jayega... according to me kal bhi result aane k ache chances hain warna mangal to pakka hi samjho :)
(Copied )A small story with good moral .......... Frnds ek post kr rha hu group me kisi ko irrelevant lge to sorry.. Kismt kya h.. Ek mhan teacher ki explanation...aap ne bank ke locker ke baare me suna hoga , bank ke locker ke do chavi hote hai lock tabhi khulta hai jab dono chavi ek sath apply kiye jate hain samjhe , ek chavi bank walon ke pas hoti hai dusara apne pass hoti hai , jo chavi apne pas hai wo mehanat hai aur jo chavi bank walo ke pass hai wo hai kismat , bank wale to hamesha tyaar baithe hain ki aap apna sahi chavi lekar aao aur locker kholo per humlog khud ke locker ki chavi kahi guum kar dete hain so .. i think aapko meri baat samajh me agayi hogi.
Somebdy posted on FB :-
Countdown begins, writing again--
GL-2015 result will be declared in the last week of may after 23, most likely on Friday 27.
The Information is received from my friend's friend working in SSC HQ, Delhi.
Apart from this, I have no other information.
After 12 minutes, we wud enter the result week
Cut off prediction one last time before D-day's week starts (For UR):
ITI: 520
Examiner:530
Preventive Officer: 525
MEA: 515
AFHQ:505
Railway:522
IB: 518
CSS: 494
CEX: 490
AEO:512
CBI:508
Divisional Accountant: 488
Inspector (Post): 491
Other Assistant (4600 GP):516
Other Assistant (4200 GP):495
SI NIA:510
Auditor CAG: 430
Jr. Accountant CAG: 425
Jr. Accountant CGA: 422
Tax Assistant CBDT: 418
Tax Assistant CBEC:414
UDC:420
SI CBN: 426
For OBC: IP- decrease 15-20 marks
NIP-decrease 5-10 marks
On a lighter note... apne dil pe haath rak k jawaab dena. Mana humne bahut wait kia hain but aesthetically ssc ki site pe result declare k sath likhi hui kaunsi date achi lagegi 23 may 2016 ya 24 may 2016. Sach bolna please. :)
Keep calm & wait.
And the result week starts. Hopefully SSC won't screw us up this time. 😀😀😀
Gud morning friends ...
Jis din ko soch k 9 august ya 16 august ko pehli jung ka aghaaz kia tha ... us jung ka anjaam bas aa hi gaya samjho... well fought brothers..... may all our dreams are fulfilled ...
Thank God i have one to keep me cool...😊
रजनीकांत और संता एक कॉम्पिटिशन में..
पहला सवाल:
8 का आधा क्या होता है?
रजनीकांत: 4
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संता: Depend करता है.
अगर horizontally आधा करो तो 0
और vertically करो तो 3
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रजनीकांत हार गया
बड़ा आया रजनीकांत !!
पुलिस दरवाजा खटखटाते हैं..
संता : कौन दरवाजा खटखटा रहा हैं?
पुलिस : हम पुलिस हैं, दरवाजा खोलो!
संता - क्यूँ खोलू ?
पुलिस - कुछ बात करनी हैं |
संता : तुम लोग कितने हो !
पुलिस : हम ३ हैं |
संता : तो सालों आपस में बात कर लो, मेरे पास टाइम नहीं है ।
पप्पू की नौकरी चली गई...
पप्पू रोज बॉस के घर के बाहर potti कर आता...
बॉस:- ये क्या हरकत है..??
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पप्पू:-
ये बताना चाहता हूं कि..
भूखा नहीं मर रहा हूं...!!
Cute one...
Bas ek haan ke intezaar mein raat yunhi guzar jayegi ... ab toh bas uljhan hai saath mere, neend kahan aayegi ... subah ki kiran na jaane kaunsa sandesh layegi ... rim jhim si gungunayegi ya pyas adhoori reh jayegi
Ssc ab aur saha nei jata...Khurana Tau ...plz hum sabka sach me Good Morning karwa do ab toh...
कुछ अलग सा हो मेरी मोह्हब्ब्त का हाल..
तेरी एक चुप्पी और मेरे लाखों सवाल..
जिनके पास विकल्प हैं स्वाद के, वो भूख नहीं चखते..
is match ke last over ki pehli ball...dekhte h ssc kaise tackle karti hai is ball ko..