SSC CGL Tier 2 | Admit Card, Preparation, Exam

chairman and secretary present hai office me to kya kal aa sakta hai ?

Ab ye tube ka kya nya chutiapa hai yar mujhe ab bht darr lg RHA hai itne time se withheld walo ka mamla settle nhi hua dar hai khi kuch galat na ho jaye. Saala aaj raat na to bhook lgegi na neend aaegi

Raat ke 10 baje farji tube ko konsi source aa ke bata gaya result delay hoga....Dinbhar tarrra marke soya hua tha....

Is farzitube ko pata h cheetu k baad ispe bharsegi gaaliya, apna naya leke aaye h y sahab.... BC muje na vishwas inpe ratti bhar b, jo sahi b nikle inki koi baat to matr tukka manunga me.... 

BC Jo withheld hai agar vo clear krte hai to iska MATLAB unka phir interview hoga aur dest/cpt bi hoga....BC ye farzi tube khna kya chahta hai MC...Result aega ya nhi

बिल्ली ने हाथी के बच्चा से कहा ...

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बिल्ली :- तुम्हारी उम्र कितनी है ?

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हाथी :- 5 साल

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बिल्ली :- लेकिन तुम तो बड़े दिखते हो ..

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हाथी :- I am a complan boy,

........ और तुम्हारी उम्र कितनी है ??

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बिल्ली :- 30 साल

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हाथी :- लेकिन तुम तो बहुत छोटी दिखाई देती हो ...

बिल्ली :- झन्डु केसरी जीवन ... बढ़ती उम्र मानो थम सी जाय

Knock knock...

Khurana: kon h BC raat k 9 bje?

Aunty: khurana g, it's me.

Khurana ka khada ho gaya.

Khurana (Mann mei): oh bête kya baat h aaj to is ki leke rahunga, aaaaahh ssss maja hi aa jaega BC

Khurana: yes madam, bas ek min.

Fata fat khurana ne nadde vala kacha utaraa or apna boner chupane k liye frenchie dal li. Fir gate khola.

Khurana: gud evening madam, or sunaiye kaise Ana hua, come in please.

Aunty (smile pass karte hue): bas u hi Milne chali ai socha mausam acha h thoda khurana g k saath drinks ho jae, ye lejiye 1969 vali wine h.

Khurana: are madamji iski kya jarurat thi...aiye baithiye...or sunaiye.

Thodi der muh chodi chali or fir aunty mude pe ai.

Aunty: acha ye cgl ka result kab aa ra h...aap ko to sab pata rehta hoga na..aap itne bade officer ho...and handsome b ho.

Khurana: thanks g...result jaldi aa ra h..u knw it's classified... But thoda favour mile to kuch b mil sakta h.

Khurana ne aankh mari.

Aunty: u r so bold n naughty khurana g.

Eye contact hua.bas fir kya tha, Hollywood filmo ki tarah tut pade dono ek dusre pe.

Blowjob, sucking,anal k baad dono lete hue..

Khurana: kya baat h...mmmmm

Aunty: maje to le liye....reult ka kya...

Khurana: vaise to 30 ko Ana tha par ab tum kaho kab chahiye janeman.

Aunty: vo tube vala h na...usne G*nd mei dum kar rakha h..jab dekho jasosi karta h or sab mujse pehle Hi pata laga leta h...Thursday ko dena result vo expect ni karega par koi puche to 5 June ko kehna.

Khurana: yes ma'am.

Aunty chali gai or khurana bola: hunh..sali Chu*kya samjti h muje ..bahar aja re tube vale...yaar Jo maja Teri g@nd mei h vo us budiya mei nai...bol kab chahiye result...

Tube: Friday dedo darling.

Khurana tube ko spank kar k: aye chamiya...Friday it is.

Fir tube b chala gaya. Or khurana so gaya..or sochne laga : kya pata BC kab dena h result. Abi to salon ne prepare b ni kiya hoga. Muje kya h. Jab hoga upload kar dunga. Isi bahane din mei do do bar mil to jati h...aaaah ab mast neend aegi.

आजकल शादी मे खाना खाते वक्त जब दुसरी- तिसरी बार गुलाब जामून मांगो ..............

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तब परोसने वाला ऐसे देखता है जैसे उसकी बेटी ही माँगी हो।    

You guys can't behave and are creating too much nuisance for everyone. closing this thread for now. 

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Go Hell with Nitu,Tube, Tau, etc etc..

kon kon ban hua....bhai....kaal se kuch jyada hi Ho gaya tha is thread main nuisance , still some character will come with new IDs. pls don't involve in such vulgar or obscene posts.....

Puys it's done...taking a break...will come after Results only....Take care....Bye

Bhai log tension na lo result ke saathe joining ab saathe mein ayegi......summer bonus ek ke saathe ek free......

Hi

social media is cause of our sadness due to its over active and over informative nature . so whatever is going on in SSC. i am going to make a safer distance from these paingivings..... PG , ferzi tube(ssc tube) , cheetu sing and all ssc related stuff. AB TO KEVAL SSC.NIC.IN PE JO DIKHEGA BAS WHI SHI H.( waise to i m not veteran here but going to take a break from every social networking platform.😖

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Gn mitro

Aaj lg RHA haimaano bhut kuch tabah ho gya feeling low

LO naya notice