She: do you know English ?
Me: yes.
She: show me.
Me: साइमन गो बैक , साइमन गो बैक
तुम मेरे साथ हो ....यह सच तो नहीं है .....
लेकिन अगर यह झूठ न बोलूं.......
तो अकेला हो जाऊं......
पप्पू लाइब्रेरी जाके पूछता है,
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आत्महत्या
करने के तरीकों की बुक
है क्या???
लाइब्रेरीयन ने उसे घूर के देखा
और पूछा
वापस करने कौन आयेगा
पता नहीं मेरे पैर की वो छोटी वाली उंगली ही हमेशा #चोट का शिकार क्यों बनती है
#mummy
No desktop is active today...... Ssc people out partying....
"जो कभी बादलों की गरज से डर कर, लिपट जाती थी मुझसे....
आज वह खुद बादलों से भी ज्यादा गरजती है..!!"
दुश्मनों के सितम का खौफ नहीं...
हम तो दोस्तों के रुठ जाने से डरते हैं
# friendship
90 days ho gye jb mai apna interview deke aaya tha
Us din bilkul andaaza nhi tha ki itna wait kRNA pdega
lekin wo din aaj bhi dimag kharab kr deta hai ...aesa interview tha mera ....
Marks to bta dete atleast ....cut off aur post ka andaza to hum khud bhi lga lete ....
Fir dete rhte result kitna bhi late ssc walo
Tumhare liye भैंस ही बड़ी है ,, अक्ल नही
In case you're not sure whether the answer is True or false. Genius kid!!
Result will be declared next year...Kiu ki govt ke paas paisa nehi he..Sare paisa foreign visit me khracha ho geya...
रिश्तों का क्या है हुज़ूर जो निभाए वही जानता है।
हम किस्तें भरते रह गए और वो सब्सिडी का आनंद उठाते रह गए।।
Dubbal shaheb,
अब दिन गिनने का वक्त निकल गयाहै
अपनी -2 दुनालियों का जंग साफ करने का वक्त आ गया है
# SSC vs Aspirants
हाथी के पैरों के बीच में से निकल जाओ
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लेकिन
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यूपी रोडवेज की बस के बगल से
कभी मत निकलना
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पता नही साला कब कौन खिडकी से
गुटखा थूक दे
#mera UP mahan
Bhaiyo hum mein se koi anshan pe baithne ko taiyaar hain kya.... koi hain jisme itna patience ho ... baaki tambo aur bamboo ka jugaad toh ho jayega.... media ka jugaad bhi kar lenge.... bhaiyo koi hain jo aage aayega.... ;) socho bhaiyo famous ho jaoge Anna Hazzare ki tarah ;)
Guyz I m selected in pnb as po and most probably will be joining next month. cgl 15 was my 1st attempt,got 385,being general no chance. So I want to know how much difficult it would be to prepare for cgl along with working in a bank,just tired of receiving bad reviews about bank po job but I have no other option. I am posting dis here bcoz here must be some people who would be working in bank and scored good in cgl 15
Mirror on the wall,
Here we are again..
Through my rise and fall,
U hv been my only friend,
U told me that they can understand a man I m,
So why are we talking to each other again?
Lil Wayne ft. Bruno Mars - Mirrors
421.75 marks ur cat, TA cbdt ka chances hai kya?
Ek ummeed dikhi thi IT sector se nikalne ki. CGL 15. Subah office, raat me padhai. Lekin tier 2 ke baad se Jo ho rha hai, usse lagta nhi ki kabhi nikal paunga yaha se. Kab result aaega kab joining. Thank you #Khurana. Aapse ye ummeed nhi thi
Kisika grievances ka jawab aeya keya?? Ab grievances na solve hone ka grievance raise kare?? PHaltu me pata nehi itna paisa kharcha karke ek portal banake rakh dia...Koi usme para hua grievance ko dekhta hi nehi hoga..
This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland during foggy weather in October, 1995. Radio conversation was later released by the Chief of Naval Operations.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.