नई नई शादी के बाद संता कनफ्यूज हो गया
कि बातचीत कैसे शुरू करूं.
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आधे घंटे बाद
सोचने के बाद आखिर अपनी बीवी से
बोला:
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"आपके घरवालों को पता है ना कि आज
आप यहीं रुकेंगी?"
If you are bad, I'm your dad"
ऐसे
के साथ भाग जाती हैं. .
In case of disappointment, break the expectation.
Mr.Credible Source ne bhi itna exaggerated way mein PM ki meeting ko bataya hai....Ki Khushi Hue Sunn Ke "Ab Hamara Result Hamare PM Denge Humhe Apne Vicharon Se "....Aisa History Mein First Time Ho Raha Hai...Indian History Mein...Really Appreciable....And Then Also "Some People Criticize Our PM ki Wo Kaam Nahi Karte " ....Ab Result Tak Nikalwa Rahe hai...isse jyada kya kaam karenge.
😃😃👍🙏🙏🙏🙇🙇
Kejriwal: हैप्पी बर्थडे अन्ना , ये लो केक काटो
Anna: चाकू नही लाये काटने के लिए
Kejriwal: अपनी पीठ से निकाल लो पिछली बार का खंजर
#to lighten the atmosphere.. a joke on Anna's birthday.. obviously copied..
Any idea sbi clerical prelims results kb aege?
सच्चे दोस्त वे होते हैं जो...
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मदद करने से पहले दुनिया भर की गालियां देते हैं
Cgl final result aara hai k kabhi?
on a lighter note aaj khurana G se milne waale uske PA/PS ki tarah behave kar rahe hain.. just a joke.
To all the altruistic members who took the initiative...
"If they try to turn you off it is because you shine too bright for them."
..with love from..मोरगन
ए बोल बच्चन ..चल हट ..हवा आन दे
To those who went to Ssc hq today...
U are US....tube is them
dont care about Them...
believe on US...
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BTWN GETTING INFO FROM SOURCE BEHIND CLOSE DOORS AND MEETING CHAIRMAN IN BROAD DAYLIGHT TO GET INFORMATION
P.S they so explicitly said 'we would not share any info on cgl15 result'
WHATEVER THEY SAY..THE JOKE IS ON THEM
THEY CANT STAND ANY COMPETITION
ANYWAYS...WELL DONE GUYS
V R 1
Thanks all who have gone to SSC HQ today...Khurana's answer is really not satisfactory...Please keep on tweeting and sending grievances...
सवाल आप हैं गर तो जवाब हम भी हैं
हैं ईंट आप तो पत्थर जनाब हम भी हैं
शरीफ़ हम हैं शरीफ़ों के वास्ते साहिब
जो हो खराब कोई तो खराब हम भी हैं
नहीं है यूं तो जमीं आज अपने पाँव तले
फ़लक को छूलें,सँजोए ख्वाब हम भी हैं
न बाज़ आए अगर आप जुल्म ढ़ाने से
तो अपने दिल में लिये इन्किलाब हम भी हैं
Bhaiyo tweets ki baarish karte raho aur har tweet mein pmo ko mention karte raho..... thoda aur pressure banao in pe .... kuch na kar k wait karne se better hain kuch karte hue wait kare.... grievances wale mail bhi chalne do aur tweets bhi chalne do.... result leke hi rahenge jitna jaldi ho sake warna yeh aur tarka te rahenge hume.... ekta mein bahut bal hain result aaj nahi toh kal hain :)
Mood off kar diya pura ....aisi wajao se hi log terrorists bante hai...😠...samhala nei jata to better kisi ko appoint q nei kar te...n the myth about AK being diligent is completely busted today...na mard o ki fauj bana rakha hai ssc ne...
शुक्रिया दोस्तों...
@vishwajeet5106 @kullu00789 et al..
Don't run away from challenges , RUN OVER THEM. :) good night friends
Ye kya b bhai
I saw two very new ID's making fun or commenting on friends who went to SSC HQ. Aaj poore din keval post padhi na jyada like na comments. Un bhaiyo/ behno se kehna h us page se bhi ki analysis aur samjhne me Einstein ke PAPA na bane CGL15 MODI ji chahe to bhi cancel ni ker sakte (with no reason or in this stage) unka baap SUPREME COURT bhi h yaha pehla hi question hoga ki Jab shanka thi ya cancel ka chance tha to saari stages complete kaise kara li. CYNICAL BHAI LOGON JYADA NUKTACHINI SE ACHA H KHUD CHALE JAYA KARO DOPT & SSC etc. FALTUGIRI MAT KIYA KARO..... #first time such awkward post after seeing some mosquitoes😁. Normall i m a gud guy. A grand thanks to people who went ssc hq today.