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Heart Says: Sir, I did my B.Tech thinking that after 4 years I would be in a A.C. chamber with a handsome package. But things didn’t turn up as it was supposed to be. MBA is money spinner as far as sentiments of the market goes. After I decided to go for MBA I checked the B-School rankings of different magazines and your institute was one among top. Average package has also motivated me to pursue MBA from this institute.

(and I am still devising a perfect answer that could veil my real intentions)

Interviewer: How was your work experience?

Heart Says: Pathetic. For first three months I changed my profile pic hundreds of time, checked every mail including spam folder, drank coffees, and made programs that hardly would have made any difference to the organization. Our supervisor was the man on mission to intimidate freshly minted employees. My learning experience was somewhere around ‘nil’.

I say: It was fantastic. I handled several projects under my supervisor who was a good motivator and leader. I learned many qualities from him. My work-ex has given me a good corporate exposure (Smile as if I am being awarded as the best employee by Jeff Bezos).

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Heart says: On a beach… in some foreign location.

I say: I see myself as an important asset for the company blah blah blah…

Interviewer: O.K. Thank You. You can go now.

Heart says: Thank You.

I say: Thank You.