India, our beloved country. We might lack on lots of things but one thing in which we have been exceptionally skillful is scams. Right from the chaara of poor animals in Bihar to the current IPL, we have been consistent enough to show the world,…
Well I am the first one to Nominate myself!!
Will Being first be a Advantage?? Obviously no! I suppose Judges are smarter than Fools like me!
Firstly talking about my avatar,I shamelessly agree that i changed my Avatar half an hour ago!! While looking for some interesting pics through Google i typed
"Inspiring Images"
I am a person who looks for inspiration everywhere! I drink,eat and sleep Inspiration. I found one image which was very interesting and now it is my Avatar.( Glad i am not from the planet of Pandora)
I really cannot explain the Avatar,I just love this pic. If at all i have to then please forgive me for a Amateur's analysis of the Image!
Some facts which i like in it
1] It Brightens as we go up the stairs.
"Promise for a Better tomorrow"
2] We carry more burden when we are in Darkness but we have to move on for a Brighter future.
I am in that position which that man is standing "In darkness"
Do not know what my future holds for me. Just have hope.
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things"
My Avatar is coolest since it gives a Wonderful message,and it describes me perfectly.
Okay, SOMEBODY has to break the Ice and so Ladies and Gentlemen .. and
ladies and gentlemen combined , here is yours Truely presenting his
Candidature, in the .. umm.. Truest sense of the word..!! (eerie. but still..)
My Avatar.. My (sniff..) Theme, fellow Puys.. depicts.. err.. US (Us,
as in "WE", "HUM".. not the Yoo-Ess-Aey minus the Aey, US )
It represents US before we enter the halo-ed gates of our dream and long
cherished MBA college.. (..or maybe as things are going, it might as well
represent us AFTER our entry through the hell-oed gates.. duh!) Anyways,
whichever way, lets not digress. The Avatar, represents the Helplessness
our generation feels without showing off an Umm-Bee-Aye degree in a framed
umm.. Frame! (i know, i know.. its just one of those days).. That feeling,
which ensures that we work our bosoms off trying to master the three most
important subjects in this world.. Engliss (am a Bihari, we dont end with
'sh'), Maths and DI.. without the knowledge of which, our dogmas run over
our karmas.. and sometimes, even our kormas..
Fellow Puys, read poor Goldman's lappy.. (Goldman is sitting in the first
row of my avatar.. white tee, indigenous laptop in his left hand) .. the screen aptly shows poor Goldman's feelings.. His life Sachs!
Without an MBA, how can we Order somebody to do this and do
that and do that some more? who'l enable us to move up the corporate ladder
and not waste our time wooing those pretty damsels in their rooms , up through the.. err.. the common ladder you get my point..
My dear and dearies.. the Avatar is NOT only about the MBA. There are social issues of concern as well..
I would have posted my candidature much earlier had there not been a
massive power cut. My Avatar encourages energy efficient buildings (a pee is
just a professor's look away.. voila!), Women's reservation.. 40% of the
people in the Avatar are, yes.. you got it right.. Guys! (a tick for the
dramatic effect! Puri.Pallavi missed it? Noooo!! pliss concentrate
judges..), lack of Formals as quite evident from the Theme pic..(woohoo..!! spud31 for President! ) and lastly, The MOST important factor.. That child-like enthus which we all forget while pursuing the above said Umm-Bee-Aye and beyond.. (yaar, itni garmi mein naak kyon behti hai? :banghead:)
And so, taking advantage of the NO "100 word and less" criteria for canvassing this time around, I, Spud31, rest my case..
Hawww.. Am I the FIRST one to take the plunge? Future marketing Honchos.. Shame! Shame! Do we get points for taking the initiative as well..
Okay, SOMEBODY has to break the Ice and so Ladies and Gentlemen .. and
ladies and gentlemen combined , here is yours Truely presenting his
Candidature, in the .. umm.. Truest sense of the word..!! (eerie. but still..)
My Avatar.. My (sniff..) Theme, fellow Puys.. depicts.. err.. US (Us,
as in "WE", "HUM".. not the Yoo-Ess-Aey minus the Aey, US )
It represents US before we enter the halo-ed gates of our dream and long
cherished MBA college.. (..or maybe as things are going, it might as well
represent us AFTER our entry through the hell-oed gates.. duh!) Anyways,
whichever way, lets not digress. The Avatar, represents the Helplessness
our generation feels without showing off an Umm-Bee-Aye degree in a framed
umm.. Frame! (i know, i know.. its just one of those days).. That feeling,
which ensures that we work our bosoms off trying to master the three most
important subjects in this world.. Engliss (am a Bihari, we dont end with
'sh'), Maths and DI.. without the knowledge of which, our dogmas run over
our karmas.. and sometimes, even our kormas..
Fellow Puys, read poor Goldman's lappy.. (Goldman is sitting in the first
row of my avatar.. white tee, indigenous laptop in his left hand) .. the screen aptly shows poor Goldman's feelings.. His life Sachs!
Without an MBA, how can we Order somebody to do this and do
that and do that some more? who'l enable us to move up the corporate ladder
and not waste our time wooing those pretty damsels in their rooms , up through the.. err.. the common ladder you get my point..
My dear and dearies.. the Avatar is NOT only about the MBA. There are social issues of concern as well..
I would have posted my candidature much earlier had there not been a
massive power cut. My Avatar encourages energy efficient buildings (a pee is
just a professor's look away.. voila!), Women's reservation.. 40% of the
people in the Avatar are, yes.. you got it right.. Guys! (a tick for the
dramatic effect! Puri.Pallavi missed it? Noooo!! pliss concentrate
judges..), lack of Formals as quite evident from the Theme pic..(woohoo..!! spud31 for President! ) and lastly, The MOST important factor.. That child-like enthus which we all forget while pursuing the above said Umm-Bee-Aye and beyond.. (yaar, itni garmi mein naak kyon behti hai? :banghead:)
And so, taking advantage of the NO "100 word and less" criteria for canvassing this time around, I, Spud31, rest my case..
Dear Mr. Potato Number 31 aka Spud31
All the gyaan is fine, but that alone is not enough. If you want to impress the judges with your avatar, you better make sure it is clear. Your avatar might be interesting but I do not have a microscope to look at it with. So, I suggest you post your avatar as an attachment.
cheers
Sukrit
SOme basic stuff
We mean ..MEAN business
We dont want any random crap and copy paste from last year threads..
Brownie parts for making us like ROFLMAO :w00t:
Negative points for not following PG posting guidelines
The images who have made by urself (like sketches can make ur Avatar blockbuster 😉 )
and dont forget .. Judges reserves the right of No admission any time so get ur honchos and urself in action..
Lets see if u can give us Manoranjan ka baap n family
Bring it on!! and all the best!
Dear Mr. Potato Number 31 aka Spud31
All the gyaan is fine, but that alone is not enough. If you want to impress the judges with your avatar, you better make sure it is clear. Your avatar might be interesting but I do not have a microscope to look at it with. So, I suggest you post your avatar as an attachment.
cheers
Sukrit
And the Potato obliges..!! Attached is my Avatar!
:: What for??
Nothing .. just lot of reading nowadays... Earlier we use to have pics and videos and what not...to which my weak eyes were sufficient.
Now we have to read and find out grammatical mistakes. The person with the least, wins the game... and thats how it goes..
::
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Great ..keep it up... :drinking:
Cheers,
Abhinav
Some really interesting nominations
Before I go on to introduce my Avatar,here's a conversation from the movie "Basic".A Colonel takes his troop through a ravenous Colombian jungle,starving them,depriving them of sleep and finally deciding to quiz them.
(Lieutenant halfway up a cliff)
Colonel: Lieutenant,whats the fire speed of that gun your carrying?
Lieutenant: 1100 Sir!
Colonel: 1100 what lieutenant?
Lieutenant: Metres per second,sir!
(Lieutenant struggling to climb up)
Colonel: Give me 40% of that number and multiply it by the number of animals Moses carried on his ark.
Lieutenant(a good 20 seconds later): Its twenty.....er....
Colonel(now interrupting him): Moses didnt have an ark,Lieutenant!You know what differentiates you from the rest of the lot.Its your BRAIN.Now get up and give me 200.
On that note,I introduce you to my Avatar. The BRAIN.
"I like nonsense.It wakes up the brain cells". Well after all the nonsense in the previous nominations,stems the BRAIN.
Vote For The Brain!!
Introducing..
Global and Growing
A leading worldwide provider of comprehensive technology-based conning and duping services. In fact, we invented this industry. CONmetric offers scam designs, scam deliveries and black money management services. Our clientele includes and is not limited to Satyaam, Enruin, and WorldCon. We recently signed a multi-million and multi-year contract with Lalit Moody and his Indian Paisa League(IPL). On our board we have some of biggest scamsters of all times like Kenneth Laid, Ramalinga Kaju, Abdul Karim Pelgi and many others.
We have an long history of duping of people by making big promises.
In 2009, we duped around 2 lac candidates who thought they were appearing for some kind of admission test called CAT, through our secret mission "Con And Take". We took away 40 million dollars by providing random results from casinos in Las vegas to these students. We then fooled them in believing that we had followed complex step by step process consisting of psychometric analysis and equalization.
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here comes my nomination for this contest. for the first time in my stay at this awesome community. :)
i know this is a simple bar-code which you can easily find beneath each article at big baazar or any other retail chain.
but this bar-code represents the identity of the commodity, article, item (not the bollywood item :biggrin:), goods, and whatever you may call that.
similarly this is my unique identity here, which many users easily identify and bond with me :), many spammers fail to do and hence get a vacation from PG
further, not giving much faltoo gyan about identity, this is my unique signature at PG 😃 and i nominate for the contest. 😁
Well here goes my nomination for this contest.
I don't think that you need much introduction about my avatar but I'm writing few lines about it. I think my avatar is the best because it reflects the basic image of PaGaLGuY.com i.e. the place where one puy meets with the other for no self interest.
My avatar is not a ready-made.I created it using an image editor software.Isn't it good?
Please Vote for PaGaLGuY.Vote for the best.
PaGaLGuY.com Rocks !!!
Cheers,
My nomination draws a lot of inspiration from a lot of things; after all there were search engines before google came into picture, social networking sites before facebook came into system and freedom fighters before gandhi came into India.
This avatar comes on the same theme.... Dunia Badal Denge
Bas judges ka sath chahiye
This pic is a perfect indication of what our motto is .....
Success through collaboration
Now, obviously this pic is an example of "shadowism" for less illiterate persons this is called
This avatar shows, how friendship and relationships makes your task easier, goal achievable and the journey beautiful .....
P.S. -> judges if you want to do just what is asked from you that is to select the coolest avataar, you can stick to that but the question is, are you happy with just that
OR
You want to be a part of history, a part of the supporters for ThE campaign which says
Dunia Badal Denge
Hello there!
Have you felt the pain on missing out your dream college! Have you felt the pain of scoring less & not being able to figure out why!
Have you read the success stories of others & wondered - Mera number Kab aayega?
I am like most of you...a common puy! (Hence my DP)
Sure, a lot of other candidates (most sitting in some A grade insti) will claim to be your representatives...Well, that would be like a few of our politicos claiming to represent the poor, whilst wearing Garlands worth Rs.5 Crore!
See, it's all LIES!
They don't know you, they don't really care!
I understand YOU! The common puy...Dealing with failures & still dreaming BIG!
Wanna know why I'm like you?
Here Goes :-
I get a call from my Dream college MICA...have the best GE/PI ever...sure of a convert...and then dreams come crashing down!
Want more...
Delhi Daredevils out of the IPL after such a brilliant start (My friends ensuring that I don't forget that anytime soon, I still think its rigged )
Barcelona losing 1-3 to Inter Milan...I mean...this hurt just as much as the Mica failure :drinking:
So, like you can see...I see disappointments on quite a regular basis, hence I can understand your pain...for REAL!
My Vision:-
1)To live in a World where one does what one wants, not what others expect.
2)To live in a World where everyone is equal.
3)To live in a World where everyone is happy!
4)To live in a world, where Prometric doesn't get away without adequate punishment!
But let's be real...we know none of this is gonna happen!
Unfortunately my realistic vision is still a Work In Progress (Cut me some slack ppl, not really in the best frame of mind- I mean...BARCA LOST!!!)
If you do wanna know what my vision is (sometime in the future that is)...
Come on & join me...We are the majority...Let's keep our hopes/dreams alive!
For Eg. I dream that :-
DD will come back & win IPL4 (If the IPL survives)...
Barca will win the 2nd leg 2-0...& go on to win the UCL!
I will get into my dream college...(or a decent job...whatever works best)
come join my party NCP! :cheerio:
(Nationalist Common-Puys Party)!
Pledge your support...
Lets show everyone what we, the common puys are really worth...Let's go Win this biatch!
P.S. Just nominated myself...& the conspiracy begins!
Somehow my DP ain't visible (Are we being targeted by the Powers that be)!
or maybe its cuz of how complicated PG is, But seriously how difficult can it be to change the DP?
Help me fight this wrong, let's make PG simpler!!!
My Avatar :- The Common Puy
Before i post the Nomination of the Year , i have a query .. any of the judges or our CEC , please answer it :
Are we allowed to make just 1 post wrt our nomination OR after the nomination post, we can campaign with time to time posts ( before the end date of nominations )
PS: This is not my nomination post
PPS : Will come up with nomination post as well as my Brand Avatar soon , the spammer's patent Avatar
Was waiting since a long time for this contest to begin My creative keeda is current Let me get to the reason behind my avatar..
I'm having this avatar since the day CAT results came. We all know what happened, the CAT hurt us where it hurts the most, some of us filed petitions, RTI's, frustrated blogs, PG threads, Protests... Before CAT, we are equally wise and equally foolish . Most of us accepted that and fell silent on the CAT Fiasco!
We all ran in this MBA rat race, some of us ran like Cheetah {100%ilers} and some like underdogs...
- Cheetah ran for ABC
- Dogs ran because cheetah was behind them
- Cat ran to save her life from Dogs
- and we common rats because Cat was chasing us!
The avatar shows the reaction of one such Cat on the day when results came Shock laga laga shock laga!
I put this avatar as a reminder of what should never be forgotten
As soon as I made this avatar, forwarded it to everyone It was made small enough so that text is visible in avatar on PG and Gtalk... This also became Facebook/orkut DP for many friends who shared the same fate This avatar shows mango aspirants ki dukh bhari daastan...:banghead:
"The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal."
~Aristotle
Disclaimer: No harmful was done on any animals {except humans} in this entire process. Nor was any Cat forcefully fed center shock for the pic to be taken.
Welcome the Queen of good times and Even better posts
Kya gyaan vardhak baatein ho rahi hain :|
One sincere request, please read the previous year's threads and learn
The judges can be made a part of the jhol jhal if we get good benefits
Wow, it's not been a day since the thread started & we have about 9/10 nominations. Great! Let the battle begin.
spud31 SaysAnd the Potato obliges..!! Attached is my Avatar!
Am I the only one who is not able to see the attached image? 😐 If no, spud31, please attach image again.
Are we allowed to make just 1 post wrt our nomination OR after the nomination post, we can campaign with time to time posts ( before the end date of nominations )
You can post as many as posts as you wish to. In fact, you are supposed to 'sell' your avatar. Once again, please go through last year's threads to get the idea of contest.
here goes my nomination......I guess my avatar even in a small size is quiet visible.....
Judges please let me know......if required I will put up a bigger version
This is what I do all day out......in office at home while sleeping......khali billi ke piche hi bhaagta rehta hu.....so tried to express myself thru my avatar
Welcome the Queen of good times and Even better posts
Kya gyaan vardhak baatein ho rahi hain :|
One sincere request, please read the previous year's threads and learn
The judges can be made a part of the jhol jhal if we get good benefits
Me giving u an offer u can't refuse
support me aur hum log milke dunia to badlenge hi, iske sath hi badlenge apki chutki aur sari nayi junta ka perception....
Ghar ki murgi Biryani
here goes my nomination......I guess my avatar even in a small size is quiet visible.....
Judges please let me know......if required I will put up a bigger version
This is what I do all day out......in office at home while sleeping......khali billi ke piche hi bhaagta rehta hu.....so tried to express myself thru my avatar
u can do whatever u want to do here because this is IPL --------- INDIAN PAGALGUY LEAGUE :)