Best one liners - Season 2

I know this ... HOLD MY BEER
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#sunday all day long

Pain is imminent ; suffering is optional .

Be a man,be amen for her.πŸ‘Ό

Dollar on escalator; Rupee on ventilator!

Hey puys, howsoever smart we men consider ourselves, we can never figure out if women laugh with us, or laugh at us...!
-@A

Life would have been so simple if GATE was just a door & CAT was just an animal!! 😐

My dad always used to say, β€œIf you're falling off a cliff, you may as well try to fly. You have nothing to lose.”

'Deep' within we all know, what are we 'up' to..mg

Everything that u lose has its own way of returning back 2 u the funny thing is its not always the way u expect it sometimes its even more.

Only what you believe and not necessarily the truth of your thoughts is what shapes your life...

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost. mg
-@A

Gals who thnk me as thr bro plz comment sumthing today or tommorow. raksha bandan is thr na.

That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.

1 GBP = 100 Rupees.

1 USD = 64 Rupees.

They say money is the root of all evil.Our currency, however, seems to be the square.


#copied mg😁

"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live"

We all have dreams. But in order to make dreams come into reality, it takes an awful lot of determination, dedication, self-discipline, and effort. - Jesse Owens

Friendly insects eat pink pineapples, while looking at your mum...

The world suffers a lot..

Not because of the violence of bad people. But because of the Silence of Good people.

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.