Best one liners - Season 2

The only time the Indian Rupee goes up these days is...during a toss..!! ~ mg

Governing sense, mind and intellect, intent on liberation, free from desire, fear and anger, the sage is forever free...

"When you are going through hell, keep going" - Winston Churchill

Karat karat abhyas se, jadmat ho sujjan, Rasri aawat jaat se sir per parat nisan 👏👍

Be serious about your TARGET, Do a SWOT analysis of yourself, Prepare a STRATEGY and try to follow it, SUCCESS will be yours

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

There are two kinds of silent women.

1. Angry😠

2. Imaginary👼

Know thy self ....

SUCCESSFULL PEOPLE Dont Talk.. They Just DO THINGS which makes the OTHER PEOPLE Talk..

If science is always right, does that make it a woman?😍

if you want to be happy, just BE..

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

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Whatever you do, make it an offering to GOD -- the food you eat, the sacrifices you make, the help you give, even your suffering.

Two types of people:

• Those who are always around,

• Those who are always there for you....


don't confuse these people with each other..

Today is the Tomorrow, you worried about Yesterday p

जितना अध्ययन करते हैं, उतना ही हमें अपने अज्ञान का आभास होता जाता है |-

SWAMI VIVEKANANDA 😐😐

some ppl are professionally social & some are socially professional...both are noxious....

some bad experiences in life are actually good 4 u....u get a lot to learn...

Kid: Dad, explain hypotenuse.
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Dad: Umm....hypotenuse is that side of sandwich from which the potato pops out...! :mg:
-@A