Best one liners - Season 2

Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can fly.

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"Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."
#same_here 😉

An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea.".

Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.".

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An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea.".

Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.".

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We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives. Some lessons are painful, some are painless. But, all are priceless.

If only trees would give Wi-Fi signal people would have planted thousands of them happily.😐

जिन्हें ज्ञान है उन्हें ज्ञात है,

हर कर्म एक तप है

हर श्वास एक वरदान ।

ये मर्म बड़ा विचित्र है

जो जानते हैं वो इसे कह नहीं पाते

जो कहते रहते हैं वो इसे जान नहीं पाते |

I am a part of all that I have met. -Alfred Lord Tennyson

Be kind to the unkind, they need it the most 😁

~`~Paani dariya mei ho yaa ankhon mei.... gehraai aur raaz dono mei hote hain.~`~

~`~Khwaab,khayaal, haqeeqat,gam aur tanhai,

Zara si umar meri kis-kis k saath guzr gai.~`~

There's nothing wrong in making mistakes, what's wrong is letting it stay as a mistake without the effort of making it right.

Faith is believing in something when common sense tells you not to.

- From the movie, "Miracle On 34th Street"


“A writer who waits for ideal conditions under which to work will die without putting a word on paper.”

To err is Human, To Burrrrraaaah is PUNJABI !😁😁

Guru Braahma,Guru Vishnuu;

Guruu Devoo Maheshhwara;

Guru Sakshatt Paraa Brahma;

Tasmai Shree Gurave Namaha;


Tumne sikhaya ungalii pakadd kar chalnaa,

Tumne bataya kaise girne ke baad sambhalnaa.

Tumhari wajah se aaj hum pahunche is mukaam pe,

SHIKCHAK DIWAS pe karte hai tumhe sat-sat naman!!!!

Time skews perception.

HAATH ka mail hota hai PAISA,

ise BACHATE nahi UDATE hai :) 😃 😃

The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.


~`~मेरे ही आईने में उतरकर, ख़ुद को हसीं समझते हो,
कभी मेरे बगैर,
ख़ुद से मुलाक़ात हो तो कहना, पहचानना मुश्किल बहुत होगा.~`~