Best one liners - Season 2

World Excel Championship - try it out if you think you have command in Excel, no registration fee involved. Anyone interested can try and see if you can win its worth winning:) 😠


here is the link


http://www.dezyre.com/competition/excel-championship



Came across this couldn't stop laughing - "I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." 👼

maN @CONFESSION -


Man - I stole a rope.
Priest - Hmm.. Thats a forgivable crime.. you just have to..

MAn - There was a Cow at the other end of it rolleyes
Priest - 😐

Helmet or Hell-mate. The choice is yours.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover.

"Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72." 🍻

--
Disputed

One thing which I've learned about life: it goes on...

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 😠

Never mess with people who've your childhood/old pics. NEVER!

जब केजरीवाल जी का जन्म हुआ था तो डॉक्टर बोला;.......





" बधाई हो आपके घर ईमानदार हुये हैं "

Trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit." 😃

You fall in love. You marry.

Have children. There's so much to worry!

You don't fall in love. There's nothing to carry.
So much to life. And you'd be the one all envy! mg mg




"There is no passion to be found playing small--in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living." -Nelson Mandela

The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. 👼👼

~ from the blog of Felix Baumgartner

( the first person to break the sound barrier without vehicular power)

When u start dancing with the devil. U dance till the music stops :mg: :mg:


#to CAT - I am not done with you yet!

Love what you have. Need what you want. Accept what you receive. Give what you can. Always remember, what goes around, comes around €Ś

When the past calls, let it go to voicemail, believe me, it has nothing new to say

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth.

Happiness is real ONLY when shared...

would YOU like YOU, if YOU met YOU ??
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