Best one liners - Season 2

"Alway$ borrow Money from a Pessimist. He won't expect it back."



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Aaj ke zamane mein har woh aadmi kanjoos hai,jo paise soch samajh ke kharch karta hai.

If you want to lead, then Read. Leaders are readers. πŸ˜‰

There are Two types of People found on PaGaLGuY. One who gets enormous amount of Like$ and Comments on their post. And the others are 'MEN'.!!!


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Having come from a generation with not much idea about the 90's liberalization or the 02's riots, i guess, most of India's' youth (i.e. 60% of total population) do not harbor any touchy attachments towards these issues as otherwise detested and contested through irritating rants in TV debates or any other platform. We are a generation profiteering from consumerism and waiting for further empowerment. What matters for us are your intentions, what you have to offer and how much you are willing to walk your talk! So whether the LOTUS, the HAND or the newbie BROOM, play your cards well without counting much on your already retreating traditional votebanks and to remind you once again, WE ARE WATCHING!!

... from another Frustrated Indian! (Sorry, did someone say it sud hve been an 'one liner'?mg mg)

"Every man's life, liberty, and property are in danger when the Legislature is in session." DANIEL WEBSTER 😐😐😐😐

It takes 20 years to become an overnight success.

Obstacles can't stop you. Problems can't stop you. Most of all, other people can't stop you. The only one who can stop you, is YOU.

If you're stung by a 'B'ee with an 'itch'...retaliate by a 'D' with an 'itch'...

She smells like winter, so I fall down like autumn leaves for her!!!

Sometimes in life you have to let go of what is behind you. In order to see what is in front of you.

Good Morning :)

Fight for your dreams, and your dreams will fight for you. 😁😁

I'll either do it or die trying!! πŸ»πŸ‘

i can resist anything except Temptation 🍻🍻!! Oscar Wilde

The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions:
could have,might have, and should have.

@Digital

too many snakes, not enough ladders.



i can not agree with u more

Every man is enthusiastic at times. One man has enthusiasm for thirty minutes, another man has it for thirty days. But it is the man who has it for thirty years who makes a success in life. -Edward Butler

Rehmat teri....Mehnat meri..!!!!!!!!!!!! πŸ‘Ό

When people ask me "Plz' because it's shorter than 'Please'. I tell them 'No' because it's shorter than 'Ye$'.

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The hardest part of Business, is minding your own.


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