Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Whatever you do, you do it with grace, style warmth & smile! Happy Women's Day!
After alcohol, marijuana is the second most popular recreational drug worldwide.
psycho ex's are amazing lovers...🍻
Don't believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves. 😁
Love makes you strong in front of the whole world but weak in front of the one you love.
It's funny how all the people I know have the same caller tune, a voice which says
"Your account is low on balance, recharge it.".
"after I broke her heart I was afraid that I will never be loved again, then I met you and my nightmare became true."
"Until man duplicates a blade of grass, nature can laugh at his so called scientific knowledge" 
Some people take stupidity to the next level and think it's an art...:P
KARMA IS LYK 69 ..!! YOU GET , WHAT U GIVE..!!!
The horizon is not so far as we can see, but as far as we can imagine- Ian Welsh
For you, I was a chapter.For me, you were the book.
If you like to like the like then like the like. 😛 😛
If plan A, then plan B doesn't work... Don't worry guys Still have 24 more letters to go 
" fear of unknown is the greatest fear of all " - THE UNDERTAKER
hurry up all u cheaters and 2 timers...whatsapp has changed its privacy setting for last seen... 😁
Sarcasm. It beats killing people.
Life would be easier if you could mark people as SPAM... 😐😐😐😐😐😐