Best one liners - Season 2

People ignore me so much I should be called 'Terms & Conditions.'

"Right is right, even if everyone is against it, and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it."

Most people don't practice what they write here, including me 😃

"Il n'y a qu'un bonheur dans la vie, c'est d'aimer et d' Ĺžtre aim Ĺ ."

"There is only one happiness in life, is to love and be loved."

A good date ends with dinner..but an awesome date ends with a breakfast.. !!!!! 🍻

Everyone around me is getting married and I am just becoming more awesome everyday" -Barney splat

no amount of "likes" can make up for the dream u lost.

👼 Manzil toh mil hi jayegi, bhatak kar hi sahi,

gumrah to woh hain, jo ghar se nikalte hi nahi €? 👼👼

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and paid just enough money not to quit.

Most people decide whether or not they're attracted to someone else within the first 3 seconds of meeting them.mg

Success is not obtained overnight. It comes in installments; you get a little bit today, a little bit tomorrow until the whole package is given out. The day you procrastinate, you lose that day's success.

I had killed a man, for money and a woman. I didn't have the money and I didn't have the woman. p

I do 5 sit-ups everyday. It may not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button.

"how you doin?"mg😁lookround

lookroundAirports See More Sincere Kisses Than D Wedding Halls... The Walls Of Hospitals Have Heard More Prayers Than D The Walls Of Churches👼

पाँच दिन से धरती पर एक खोया जहाज़ नहीं ढूँढा जा रहा है और ये NASA, ISRO वाले मंगल पर जीवन तलाश रहे हैं। हद हो गयी....


p.s- my friend's fb wall post.

Its better to get killed on your feet than living on your knees..!!!~ aka 300

If the wind will not serve, take to the oars

"Whenever there is a big game and people don't think I can do it,
I always play my hardest, and now it has become a part of me."