what does ur name's first letter mean?(updated)
A = Romantic
B = Emotional
C = Innocent
D = Despicable (inspired from despicable me for @deepak99 :D )
E = Good but Hurtful
F = Compassionate
G = Illogical Minded (for @gotchapagal )
H = Leadership Potential
I = Helpful
J = Free-Spirited
K = The best of the best (that's me )
L = Funny
M = Missing (inspired from missing pizzas @koool.Miike )
N = Sensible
O = Supportive
P = Crazy
Q = Unpredictable
R = Ridiculous (inspired from the previous post @Rohit143 )
S = Chess-Loving(inspired from chess-hating status @saloni1931 )
T = Fake
U = Sensitive
V = Genius
W = Calm
X = Easy-Going
Y = Intelligent
Z = Jovial
guess
Once, a Bengali Babu went to Gulzar Sahib to learn Shayari..Gulzar Sahib asked the Bengali babu to repeat after him:
"Na Gila Karunga,Na Shikwa Karunga...
Tu Salaamat Rahe is duniya me,
Rab Se Yahi Dua Karunga."
The Bengali Babu repeated:
"Na Geela Korega,
Na Sukha Korega...
Tum Saala, Mat Raho is Duniya me,
Rob Se Yehi Dua Korega"
Gulzar Sahib fainted !!! ๐ฒ 
nOtHiNg Is MoRe EmPoWeRiNg ThAn LoViNg YoUrSeLf N lIkInG uR oWn CoMpAnY...๐
MaI dHuNdHnE kO jAmAnE mE jAb WaFa NiKlA, pAtA cHaLa K gAlAt LeKe MaI pAtA nIkLa..๐r
Boy : pen hai ?
Girl : nahi hai.
Boy : pen hai Pen ?
Girl : kaha na nahi he..
(thori Dare Bad)
Boy : pen he Pen ? pen ?
Girl : kitni Bar Kahun Nahi hai
Ab Dubara Pucha To Hathoray Se Sar Fod Dungi...
Boy : Hathora hai ?
Girl : nahi...
Boy : Acha to Phir Pen hai Pen ??
I Love the ones who are in my Life and make it Amazing. I also Love the ones who left my Life and made it Fantastic.
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The best thing about loneliness is that it never gives up on you ๐
its so much better to be here on pagalguy.....atleast relatives dont keep a watch here over you as what you upto everytime and you are not judged by anyone and you get to meet people who are as you only facing the same hurdles!! in love with PG n people here!! 
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Ek aadmi ne remote control pe chalne wali car khareedi. Ek din usne car ko order diya- Go & bring my children from school.
Car gayee aur bahut der tak wapas nahin aayee.
Aadmi tension me aa gaya aur police complaint karne ke liya nikal hi raha tha itne mein car bahut saare bachchon ko leke aayee jisme uski naukrani ke 2, baajuwali ke 3, uski saali ka 1 aur uske secretary ke 2 bachche the.
Aadmi aur tension mein aa gaya.
Patni ne kaha- iska matlab ye saare bachche tumhare hain.
Pati ne kaha ye to main baad mein bataunga pehle ye batao car hamare do bachchon ko kyun nahin leke aayee?
"Golmaal hai bai sab Golmaal hai"
budget mob fon for around 5k??? Any ideas puys?
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Lungi dance by Alok babuji.. ๐ ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ
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Dhoti ko thoda round ghumake,
Pandit k jaisa tika lagake,
Coconut ko rassi
lagake
Aa jao sare mood banake..
All the Babuji fans
'samdhanji'
dont miss the chance-
Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya
Daan
Mandir me jab ye bhajan lagega,
havan k paas aana padega,
Dhoti ko uthana padega,
Aarti krke dikhana padega..
All the Babuji fans
'samdhanji..'
dont miss the chance-
Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan
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My girlfriend broke up with me,
She says i'm childish......
I took a deep breath.
Calmed down.......
Went to her house,
rang the doorbell and ran away... ๐ ๐
I never see what has been done;
I only see what remains to be done.
Boy - I Love u.
Gal : Are you mad .....I m Married.
I have a Husband.....I have a Boy friend in my office and my ex boyfriend is still my neighbour....My boss proposed me yesterday and i cant say NO to him....& I have one Serious Extra Marital Affair.....
Boy (after a longggggggg pause)-"Dekh na please, kidhar to adjust karle??๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
โThis is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.
โThe barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, โWhich do you want, son?โ
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
โWhat did I tell you?โ said the barber.
โThat kid never learns!โ
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
โHey, son! May I ask you a question?Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?
โThe boy licked his cone and replied,โBecause the day I take the dollar, the game is over!
โGuess who is dumb !!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐