Earlier i used to show driving license only to traffic police and these days to exam hall invigilators .... ๐
Success has many fathers, while failure is an orphan๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ
Great truth:
''Thinking of sumone u love is the most beautiful way of..........."Wasting ur Time"



๐ป๐ปenjoy๐ป๐ป๐ป๐ป
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.

Hold a true friend with both hands.

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving

Everyone is wise until he speaks

In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks-- ๐ป ๐ป ๐ป ๐ป ๐ป
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British- ( @Pagal ) I will sleep now.
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American-( @Rohit143
): I want to work on internet.
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German- ( @pagalguy2324 ): I will watch movies now.
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Chinese-( @kennethsingh ๐๐) : I will play online chess now.
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INDIAN- ( @deepak99 ๐ป๐ป๐ป) : Hat Pilot Aaj tera bhai plane chalayega..!!
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Very few people have the ability to love unconditionally and forget gracefully.
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character

Indian Logic !! ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
1. Always order soup 1 by 2 (invented in India). That way you get more if you had ordered 1 soup with an extra bowl.
2. When ordering sugar cane juice, first insist on no ice cubes .
However after the first few sips, ask for the ice cubes with a straight face.
3. Ask for extra puri when you are just finishing your bhel or sev-puri. It is absolutely ok !
4. Ask for pani after finishing Gol-gappa. It is good for health. (specially ek shukha wala to pakka hain kyun @sansonal @saloni1931 @namrata124 @Shubhangi.VJ @Tulikasri7 ๐๐ ) @gotchapagal vanellope ๐
5. Sample all the ice cream flavours free at Natural Ice Cream and then order Sitaphal.
6. When buying peanuts or groundnuts or Chana-Chor-Garam it is Ok to keep on munching freebies from the display area till the time your order is getting packed.
It is your birthright !
( @deepak99 @Pagal @kennethsingh @siddhu121 @engg_harsh @rajan30 @saurabh2996 @koool.Miike @giyan )


KISI KO PG KA SABSE PANIC RIDDEN THREAD DEKHNA HIA TOH IBPS PO 3 INTERVIEW PE CHLE JAO
SCROLL A COUPLE OF PAGES DOWN... ๐๐ PANIC KA MTLB PTA CHAL JAYEGA AND CHANCES KA BHI ๐ป๐ป


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The loneliest people are the kindest.
The saddest people smile the brightest.
The most damaged people are the wisest.
Keep Smiling. Good n8 ๐
i think i will just go ona long trip. bored to death n all the surprise elements in exams r killing me.
@Rohit143 @deepak99 @gotchapagal @saloni1931 @Shubhangi.VJ @koool.Miike @rohan11590 @wisely_chosen @d20_mrunal 
life is a storm either you get a umbrella or learn to dance in the rain
Am i only the one ? ๐
