aj phir woh day a gya SUNDAY😐😐
have to take the toughest decision🍻
should i take a bath or not
😁😁
Tamil guy takes his girlfriend on a dinner date.
Guy: My dinner treat! Come to Babu Ganeshan.
Girl Friend: Come to what?
Guy: Babu Ganeshan, I say.
Girl Friend: I don't know this place.
I'll come to your house & you take me there.
Guy: You don't know Babu Ganeshan? Wokay, I'll take you there.
Girl Friend and Guy both reach Babu Ganeshan.
Girl Friend: Damn you idiot!!
It's pronounced......
"Barbeque Nation!"
Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven't even left the house yet! 
GIRLS :- Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi..
Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi..
Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek ladka......
"TRY" to har ek ko karungi..:. 🍻🍻🍻
Girlfriend ho yaa na ho......Par...Internet ki speed kam nahi honichahiye It's hurt...
Nayi-nayi ankhe ho to har manzar achha lagta hai.
Kuchh din saher me ghume lekin, ab ghar achha lagta hai
.Milane julane me to sare apne jaise hai.
Jise ab tak mile nhi wo aksar achha lagta hai
.Mere agan me aye ya tere sar par chot lage.
Sannato me bolanewala pathhar achha lagta hai.
Hamne bhi sokar dekha hai naye purane saharo me
.Jaisa bhi hai apne ghar ka bistar achha lagta hai.
@koool.Miike @pagalguy2324 @shawshanks Count karke btao Kitne bacche hai?? 
.....One with the right answer,will get one Baby free
Hubby Ke B'day Par
Wife Ne Pucha-Kya Gift Dun??
Hubby:-Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!!
Wife:- (Kuch Der Soch Ke)Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi. 😛 :P
Alok Nath Series Jokes
When Alok Nath was born;Doctor Said, "Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain"
Alok Nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis
The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar
Alok Nath CV Reads as:-
Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan Skills- Sanskaar Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!
In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding.
Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receive pension.
Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks
Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters
Alok Nath believes in 'Aashirwad at First Sight
Alok Nath reads "All Indians are my brothers and sisters" as "All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis".
Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family.
Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress me bomb lagdi mainu.Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress me thand lag jayegi beti.
ŤAlok Nath's WhatsApp shows : "Last seen doing Kanyadaan at"
Whenever somebody asks, " Bade hokar kya banna chahte ho?",
give the reply, " Ek aisa insaan jo aise waahiyat sawaal na puchhta ho" 😁
मेरा हे फिर भी तेरी जागीर हो गया हे...
दिल भी साला कश्मीर हो गया हे !!! 😛 :P
i'll neva get tired of watching shinchan and tom n jerry and laughing stupidly at them and the chase!! 😍
I m feeling irritated 😠😠😠....... just because whenever i am busy everybody disturbs me and when i am free .. everyone ignores me 😟😟
Hi All
Disclaimer :
This post is just for fun..Mods plz pardon me if this violates the rules .
I was searching fb for BAkar and got this .To my surpirse this place is not in India but the meaning of this city is derived from hindi.This think does exist 😁
Bakar City
Bakar Definition - An involved & animated discussion with a pre-defined objective of no meaningful conclusion or direction.
Bakar Township ((copper)) is a town in the Primorje-Gorski Kotar County in western Croatia. The population of the town was 8,279 according to the 2011 Croatian census, including 1,473 in the titula...
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A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct!!
Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?.. Ans.- In his Last Battle..
Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed? Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..
Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?.. Ans.- Marriage..
Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?.. Ans.- Liquid State..
Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?.. Ans.- On His Birthday..
Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?.. Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake..!!
Q.7-India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...???.. Awesome Reply By Student:- .."Daaru K Glass Me..." 🍻 🍻 🍻 🍻
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