She smells like winter, so I fall down like autumn leaves for her!!!!!
Rakhi was a smart, intelligent girl. She had graduated from a top-engineering college last year and had joined a very reputed MNC. She had made her parents proud. Real proud.
Rakhis's parents had lived all their days in frugality saving for her education and now their daughter was drawing a five digit salary. They had to be proud. Rakhi, too, was on the top of the world making sure her parents now had access to all the comforts her money could buy. New TV, refrigerator, washing machine, food processor, a high-end smartphone for herself. She had got them everything.
Then suddenly one day Rakhi came home like she had fell in a hell hole. Her parents asked her what had happened. She said she didn't knew. She was walking on her way back home and had fell in some uncoverd manhole on the road. Her parents were worried but they forgot about it as an accident.
However few days later the same thing happened again. She had the same reply - She didn't knew how she fell into it. Now things started getting a 'lil more wierd. Rakhi would be falling while walking in the office alleyways, at times on her office floor. Sometimes she would just go bump into people or walls or lift doors. Her parents got real worried.
They asked her to take leave from the office for few days and take rest at home. She did. But things didn't change. She would fall while visiting the bathroom from the bedroom, at times stumble and fall while visiting the kitchen. Once she even bumped into the refrigerator.
Her dad took her to a hospital. There were several tests done but nothing came out. The doctors were confused themselves. They hadn't seen something this strange in years of their medical careers. Unable to help they asked her parents to take her home and just take good care of her. And they did.
Then one day Rakesh came over to visit her at her home. Rakesh was a childhood friend and a family acquaintance. Rakesh was a medical student completing his final years of college.
Rakhi's father told Rakesh about her condition and how worried he was about her. Rakesh asked him since when had all this started. He explained him all about the new job at the MNC, the money, the joy it brought, the home appliances, the smartphone, etc.
Rakesh immediately told him - Uncle, I think I know what she's suffering from. It's called "ultraactive whatsAppiosis". Just deactivate the whatsApp on her phone and she'll be normal again. No more falling on stairs, roads, office desks, bumping into walls or people.
This - my friend - is how Rakesh saved Rakhi's life.
Moral : Don't keep looking into your smartphone while walking.
Auto rickshaw saying no to you and driving off without passenger
is equivalent to a girl saying 'Kunwari mar jaungi par tere se shaadi nahi karungi' :😉
Why Boys get Blocked on facebook:
*Girl : tu Soya hai...??
Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hun..!*
Gets Blocked Instantly*
Girl : see ya !
Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai !
*BLOCKED!!!*
Girl: Have a Good Day.
Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more.
*BLOCKED!!!*
Boy- Thank you
Girl-My Pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam* *Blocked Forever*
And the best one
After fight:Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahin !
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho ? EID ho? Ya Holi ?
😉
kuch meetha ho jaye... 😛
Our life !
On January 5th, 12 year old Taylor Smith passed away from complications with pneumonia. It left her parents, family, and friends absolutely devastated. She was a joyful child just like any other, full of life.
But it was after some time had passed that they made a discovery they'd never forget.
As her parents went through her belongings, they found several letters Taylor had written to others.
(TruthSeekerDaily) On January 5th, 12 year old Taylor Smith passed away from complications with pneumonia. It left her parents, family, and friends absolutely devastated. She was a joyful child just like any other, full of life. But it was after some time had passed that they made a discovery...
is this just a coincidence?? just look at my exam centers...
exam------center
nicl-CMRIT
ibps po-CMRIT
nicl re exam-CMRIT
bis-CMRIT
gate-CMRIT
👼 " Don't be an EXTRA in your own movie ! "🍻😁
3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe
the...
.
Raste me ek pari milti hai,
.
. Pari-"ek-ek wish batao main
poori karungi." 
.
1st.-"Mujhe gora aur
khubsurat
kardo."Pari ne kar dia. . 
.
2nd-"mujhe bhi aisa kar do."
Pari ne kar diya. 
.
. 3rd zor zor se hasne laga or
phir bola........ 
"Inko wapas pehle jaisa
kardo......? 
.
. Moral- Har ek Friend kamina
hota hai....
but still friends are the treasures of our life 😁😁😁
Wife: Aap Sashi Tharoor Ki Biwi Ke Janaze Pe kyon Nhi Gaye....?
Santa:- Kis Mooh Se Jau...?
Woh Tisri Bar BIWI Ke Janaze Pe Bula Raha Hai aur Main Use Aajtak 1 Bar Bhi Nahi Bula Saka... 
😲 😉
Ultimate !!! hahahaha 
hyderabadi haleem...kis kis ne khaya hey??
Kisko2 apne graduation ke din yaad aaye :) 
Today, I saw a crocodile eating a wild buffalo on NatGeo.
Bullshit!!
We all know it's fake. Crocodiles eat Alpenliebe
Wrong Number:
"Hello, Fridge chal raha hai kya?"
Aadmi : "Haan chal raha hai.....Aap kon??"
Caller: "To phir fridge pakad lo.. Warna bhaag jayega" . . .
Again call... Caller : fridge hai??
Aadmi gusse sey: nhi hai.. . . .
caller: kaha tha na pakad lo bhaag jaega..bhaag gaya naa..=))
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. 😛
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. 😉
