Bhai aur bheno mein aj cgl 2017 mein pure 66,872 vacancies ka alan karta hun sabhi bachoo ke liye ye meri tarf se ek saugat hai . Apka apna pradhan mantri 😃 ABHISHEK 😃 DOSTO muje prime mintister banana future mein kam se kam mein kuch acha sochne ki himaat rakhta hun bulana mat bc ,apka prime minister in future abhishek
किसी ने मटके से पूछा तुम इतने ठन्डे क्यों रहते हो ?
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मटके ने मुस्कुरा कर जवाब दिया :
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तू बस पानी पी ना भ**** के 😂
Ek ek pal kaatna mushkil ho rha h...jab se april shuru hua h ek ek din 100 100 baari website khol rha hu...ek ek din gin rha hu results ke liye...intzaar hai to bus results ka...12 taarekh jald aaye.....tym nhi kat rha...results ka aur intzaar nhi ho rha...aisa shayd isliye ho rha h kynki pehli baar kisi jagah pe selection ki umeed hai.....
"GATE band kar warna CAT aa jayegi."
"Haan, wo IIT pehle bhi, abki baar AIEEE to ghusne MAT dena." Nahi toh SSCu karke ke chali jayegi.
very few vacancies this time. what are your views guys
A kind request to all SSC aspirants,
dnt fight here guys, pls mail a grievance letter to Modiji, trust him guys eventually he is our PM.
अकबर- बीरबल से:----
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वादा कर बीरबल , तेरी शादी होगी तो तेरी
बीवी को kiss मैं करूँगा सबसे पहले ।
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बीरबल:----- बिलकुल हुजुर पर मेरी भी एक
शर्त है ।
अकबर- क्या.??? शर्त है ।
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बीरबल- मैं शादी आपकी बहन से करूँगा
Yaar aaj chote pandit yaad aa raha h, koi jaanta h toh bulao unhe....
ye SSC wale itne bade jhandu hain....bc agar kisi department ki vacancy nahi collect ki hai abhi tak to 'not available' ya '-' sign lagao bcdo......'0' likh ke kya saabit karna chahte hain mc....itne bade wale nahi dekhe aajtak.
Bhai ye btao ki ssc wale result kewal din me hi daalte hain ya raat me bhi kaand kr dete hain.
Minimum government
Maximum governance.
iska matlab ab samajh me aaya
दौड़ने दो खुले मैदानों में.... नन्हें कदमों को साहब !! . . . ज़िन्दगी बहुत भगाती है...🏃 बचपन गुजर जाने के बाद
Bc PM ne interviews khatam karne ko bola tha,, naaki vacancy khatam karne ko.
CGL 16 Rocks !!
Some ppl r slamming and throwing tantrums when anyone tries to post something related to politics and policies taken by the BJP govt.....I myself am labelled as "BHAKT" by a waste fellow down here , the word which I never used to come across when it comes to politics,as i from south, i don't know about the ideology of BJP and RSS extensively like u ppl and i have nothing to do with BJP and Congress as both of them have no effect in my state.Where were u ppl when I posted against modi and his policies!!?? At that time, u remained calm and quiet. unnecessary criticism leads to chaos... Try to listen if anyone says something... And not all ppl that voted for BJP r bhakts.. It is with the hope that some good will happen.. U may be in favour of congress, BJP, Aap,CPI whatever it may be...don't try to put in ur ugly nonsense in this group. I never expected that ppl r so obsessed with trolling.
Salaam h NIT Srinagar k un ladko ko jinhone mohabbat karne k liye ladki ko nhi balki desh ko chuna...
:joy:joy
If you have the spirit of understanding everything in a positive way.....
You will enjoy each and every moment of life....
whether it is Pressure or Pleasure.
Good Morning Friends.
स्वर्ग का सपना छोड़ दो,
नरक का डर छोड़ दो,
कौन जाने क्या पाप, क्या पुण्य,
बस किसी का दिल न दुखे अपने स्वार्थ के लिए,
बाक़ी सब कुदरत पर छोड़ दो।
सुप्रभात!
ब्रेकअप का दर्द उस लड़की से जा के पूछो...
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जिसे खुद अपने पैसों का रिचार्ज करवाना पड़ रहा हो।