SSC CGL Tier 2 | Admit Card, Preparation, Exam

mitron google na hota to kullu jaise kya copy paste maarte?

bina google use kiye kullu aisa likhta hai... "Report the abusive post and comments in large nos.. right side mein ek pen jaisa link h ..click karte hi report ka option ka aayega"..... grammar wagairah ko chhod den fir bhi ye "pen jaisa link" aur "report ka option ka aayega" naayab kritiyan hain

Good Morning Puys...

"A true critic ought to dwell rather upon excellencies than imperfections." - Joseph Addison

Good morning friends..

The moral of the story is this thread is intolerant only for those who don't have the patience to make a difference.

#फेल हुये हुतिया ..केजरीवाल बने मात्र 7 दिनों मे....अब ऐसे थोड़ी न होता है..

If this is coffee bring me some tea, if this is tea bring me some coffee.

#MorningTales .

 एक बार एक ताऊ प्लेन से

लन्दन जा रहा था,

बगल में एक अंग्रेज बैठा हुआ था !

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ताऊ ने अंग्रेज से पूछा - "आप क्या करते

हो ?"

अंग्रेज - "मैं एक साईंटिस्ट हूँ... और आप ?"

ताऊ - "मैं इंजीनियर हूँ !"

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अंग्रेज - "वाओ इंजीनियर ... क्या हम

किसी टॉपिक

पर बात कर सकते हैं ?"

ताऊ - "बिलकुल !"

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अंग्रेज - "अच्छा, तुम मुझे न्यूक्लियर पावर

के बारे में कुछ बताओ"

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ताऊ ये सुनकर चुप रह गया !

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अंग्रेज - (व्यंग से) "ओह ~~ तो तुम नहीं

जानते ?"

ताऊ - "जानता तो हूँ लेकिन तुम

पहले मेरे एक

क्वेश्चन

का आंसर दो"

अंग्रेज - "हम्म ~~ पूछो .. "

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ताऊ - "मंदिर में भी घंटा होता है और चर्च में

भी घंटा होता है, तो फिर

चर्च का घंटा मंदिर के घंटे से

बड़ा क्यों होता है

..?"

अंग्रेज कुछ देर सोचता

रहा फिर बोला - "मैं

नहीं जानता"

..

ताऊ -ने एक दिया खीच के

कान के निचे और

बोला "अबे साले .. पता तुझे घंटे का भी

नहीं है

और

बातें न्यूक्लियर पावर की करे है !!

google se copy paste maarne waala kuch babaon ko unke pitaG real life ki googly face karna nahi sikhaye

Some people are affecting the stability of the thread and they just accusing the prominent members of the thread who try to do good...... Plz.... Mistake finders.... Just keep ur mouthshut if u can't do any good.... Don't disturb others who do good..... Anyways good morning

"pen jaise link" waale baba ki tagdi fan following hai.. india me babaon ka dhandha kabhi nahi thamega... google baba!!

If words have any limit let me set mine.

If actions have any limit let me decide mine.

Quarreling with shadows is below our dignity ,

If they don't have any it's absolutely fine.

#PgPoem 

I am Not Going To SSC HQ...

Thanks For The Doctored Images "Get Well Soon"Brother .

Results Will Be Published Within This Month...

All The Best For Results..And Ignore The Rumours.

Jo bhai bas tube ki baat maante.....unke liye tube ki nayi post aayi h

Cgl 16 k mode pe decision 20 june waali meeting k baad liya jaaega......ab iss post se to ye pkka h ki 20 ko meeting bas cgl 15 k liye nhi h....

General meeting h regarding policies and plans of ssc

nahak hi ungli karne walo ko desi bhasa me kya kahte hai wo is thread pe likhna galat h but sophisiticated bhasa me namuna kaha jata h 

 Just for clarification.. Someone posted many 450+ candidates opted for NIP posts. If this is true, Around how many candidates will be there and how will it affect the NIP cutoff?


Good morning... guys no ladai no comment... just keep calm and wait for result.... baaki jisko problm hai ki ssc office jo gaye vo jhooth bol rahe hain.... atleast vo log ssc office gaye to... hum to utna bhi nhi kar sake... dont blame anyone.. all guys are sensible and intelligent here tbhi ssc ki taiyaari mar rahe hain.... baaki conjuring 2 movie dekh lo.... sb mind theek ho jaye... god bless all of u and me also


The mentally handicap gets on the bus and nobody offers up their seat. Finally, the bus driver decides to give his seat and everyone dies....

#Guys he is dying for just one like...दे दो वरना मर जाएगा ..गुगल बाबा करते करते...

Puncture .........waiting for the meeting with PMO on 21 to get some info..........P.S. Abusing is caring....

ye serial killer lugayi h kya, jo baat chupane ka iljam laga raha. bc itti si bat ka bawal macha rakhya h. kya fark pad ta h sahi ho ya galat shanti se wait karlo result ka.

Agar decided pay se 30% increment panel karti hai to 4600 grade pay walo paise bharne ke liye thode Bade jeb banwa Lena.